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"Dr. Tittytorture"
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Taipan
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| Herds (lead): | Taipan's Thumbs, THE SWARM | Herds: | Melbourne Rocks My Jocks, ☠ THE NAWTY HOUSE ☠, Thumbs and more.!!!, Sky High, ravens 50/10, Swarm-a-licious...Closed!, Crazy Thumbs, ~*50 Thumbs*~, Rockin' Robin's 50/10 Nest, GEMZ 5/10, THE MACHINE OF POINTS, Enter the Matrix, ::gypsy SWARM theory 5/10::, ~Sarah's Honey Pot~, *THUMBSWARM* ™©, The POWER of 10, Quarter Week 25/7, ¤¤¤ROBOT ® SWARM¤¤¤, *Shaz's Love Swarm~~5/10~~*, *~! Fallen anGel 15/10 !~*, ~PET CEMETERY 64-10~, SHOPPERS 5/10 | |
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Taipan's tales
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Snakes love South Park. This has a lot to do with the fact that the character called Kenny is quite often killed. "OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!" indeed; we would applaud every time if we could. [see post below for further reference]
Taipan "Dr. Tittytorture" Adored
- 16 years, 5 months, 19 days ago
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Snakes often dream they are able to play poker, envenomate Kenny Rogers or both simultaneously. Not only do snakes abhor middle-of-the-road country singers, they similarly detest patronising advice such as: "You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em; know when to walk away, know when to run...". We've no hands or legs k-k-k-kenny!
Taipan "Dr. Tittytorture" Adored
- 16 years, 5 months, 19 days ago
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If I may quote Frank Woodley: "I often wonder what snakes do when they are feeling like having a bit of a lie down". Frank may be a fine comedian but can be quite the bastard at times.
Taipan "Dr. Tittytorture" Adored
- 16 years, 5 months, 19 days ago
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The ancestors of the modern snake are thought to have descended from limbed reptilia; fossil records certainly provide examples of snake-like reptiles with vestigial limbs still present. Whether those limbs devolved while the forebears of the snake were dwelling on land or sea is a matter of substantial debate. However so, what is perfectly apparent to this snake is that I AM IN GREAT NEED OF THUMBS!
Taipan "Dr. Tittytorture" Adored
- 16 years, 5 months, 19 days ago
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