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THE SWARM UPDATE



MEMBERSHIP GROWING RAPIDLY: THE SWARM has 500+ members so far! RECRUIT, RECRUIT, RECRUIT!

Cross-Fertilize!! and join these OTHER SWARMS:

Sarah's: ~Sarah's Honey Pot~
Gypsy's: ::gypsy SWARM theory::
Kate's: Kate's Swarm
Ladii Jay's: WIKKID SWARM (swarming theory)
Ben's: ThumbSwarm*
Lynn's: Queen's Swarm
Jacks's: Jack Pot!!!
Shaz's: *Shaz's Love Swarm*
Jason's: SHEEP MENTALITY!!!
Allie's: *~! Fallen anGel SwarM !~*
Audrey's: THE DARK SWARM 1/50
Farreltron's: ¤¤¤ROBOT ® SWARM¤¤¤
Shazzy's: ♥ Deviants Swarm ♥
Jade's: Happy Swarm
Ritu's: Petting Zoo
Tammy's: ~~~Swarming Addicts~~~

For those interested, THE SWARM is 1/50 herd; that is, only one thumbable post is required of each SWARM member which will be cleared only once it is at 50. All SWARM members have admin rights and are required to clear only one thumb per visit and notify the thumb owner to return to THE SWARM. If I may quote the indefatigable g y p s y: 'Post, thumb, clear notify!'

DO CREATE YOUR OWN SWARM HERD AS WELL!
There is a herd discussion topic ready for you to advertise your own swarm.

Many thanks and much affection for Ms. Sarah Frankish for opening the front door.

Taipan "Dr. Tittytorture" Adored - 11 years, 5 months, 8 days ago
Taipan
Snakes love South Park. This has a lot to do with the fact that the character called Kenny is quite often killed. "OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!" indeed; we would applaud every time if we could. [see post below for further reference]
Taipan "Dr. Tittytorture" Adored - 11 years, 6 months, 5 days ago
Taipan
Snakes often dream they are able to play poker, envenomate Kenny Rogers or both simultaneously. Not only do snakes abhor middle-of-the-road country singers, they similarly detest patronising advice such as: "You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em; know when to walk away, know when to run...". We've no hands or legs k-k-k-kenny!
Taipan "Dr. Tittytorture" Adored - 11 years, 6 months, 5 days ago
Taipan
If I may quote Frank Woodley: "I often wonder what snakes do when they are feeling like having a bit of a lie down". Frank may be a fine comedian but can be quite the bastard at times.
Taipan "Dr. Tittytorture" Adored - 11 years, 6 months, 5 days ago
Taipan
The ancestors of the modern snake are thought to have descended from limbed reptilia; fossil records certainly provide examples of snake-like reptiles with vestigial limbs still present. Whether those limbs devolved while the forebears of the snake were dwelling on land or sea is a matter of substantial debate. However so, what is perfectly apparent to this snake is that I AM IN GREAT NEED OF THUMBS!
Taipan "Dr. Tittytorture" Adored - 11 years, 6 months, 5 days ago
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Deathly Dita
This profile is no longer in use. Taipan dosen't play Human Pets Anymore.
Sunshine for your day You have been given Sunshine for your day.
Crafted by Colin
Deathly Dita "cheating skank" Peppy - 8 years, 6 months, 2 days ago
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a lil love bite You have been given a lil love bite.
Crafted by -M-
Poppet "lowlife" ~Absent~ - 9 years, 8 months, 16 days ago
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to my favorite owner! You have been given to my favorite owner!.
Crafted by Mert
Poppet "lowlife" ~Absent~ - 9 years, 9 months, 28 days ago
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will get your blood ehehehehehe happy valentines day xo
Evil Sockmonkey You have been given Evil Sockmonkey.
Crafted by The King in Yellow
Phoenix Lady " Phoenix" Phoenix rising - 9 years, 10 months ago
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Wishing you the best Valentines ever! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! xo
A bottle of Me ♥ You have been given A bottle of Me ♥.
Crafted by Martin Sionnach
Poppet "lowlife" ~Absent~ - 9 years, 10 months ago
Poppet
:)
Inner thigh tickler You have been given Inner thigh tickler.
Crafted by NelliePea Teatime
Poppet "lowlife" ~Absent~ - 9 years, 10 months ago
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