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Bailey "iBailey" needs membership - 12 years, 9 months, 17 days ago

I left for I guess what is nearly 2 months. No one noticed
Bailey "iBailey" needs membership - 12 years, 10 months, 8 days ago

Good old Collingwood forever
They know how to play the game
Side by side they stick together
To uphold the Magpies name (Cor blimey!)

See the barrackers are shouting
As all barrackers should
Oh, the premiership's a cake walk
For the good old Collingwood!"
Bailey "iBailey" needs membership - 13 years, 6 months, 28 days ago

Thank you to all my wonderful freinds here on HP for making me feel so special on my birthday!!! You are all a really fantastic group of people who all need to move closer to me!!
Bailey "iBailey" needs membership - 13 years, 7 months, 29 days ago

Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive and invincible.

No wait... sorry...
I'm thinking of vodka.

It's vodka that does all that.

Never mind.
Bailey "iBailey" needs membership - 13 years, 8 months ago