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Kris Joker
"~PUDDIN~"



Name:
Kris Joker, 35/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:9:44 PM
Join date:12 years, 3 months, 26 days ago
Location: Monterrey, Nuevo Leon Mexico

About me:
-soy raro perv y holgazan me gusta que la gente me cuente cosas, me gusta dibujar , la musica ,peliculas, anime , las mascaras, coleccionar cosas, demasiado para ponerlo aqui
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-I'm weird, perv and lazy I like that people talk to me about them, I like to draw, I like music, movies, anime, masks, colect stuff, a lot to be mentioned
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About you:
-gente rara, interesante,algo loca siempre es bienvenida
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-weird , freaky, interesting, kinda crazy people are always welcome
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Bi
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Kris Joker "~PUDDIN~" Naughty - 10 years, 7 months, 4 days ago
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