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http://humanpets.com/chrismc
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Sexcited!
"HADES"
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Chris McCormick, 55/Male
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Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
Local time: | 9:06 PM |
Join date: | 17 years, 1 month, 12 days ago |
Location: | Salmon Arm, B.C. Canada
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"We're here for a good time...Not a long time!" |
About me:
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About you:
Anyone wanting to say "Hi" is welcome to do so as i'll chat with just about anybody lol! I'm just having fun, meeting new people and enjoying life.
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Looking for: | Friendship and dating |
Orientation: | Straight
| Herds (lead): | Weed Warriors, Pot Heads Guild, Chris's HP Friends and Family, $$$Sexcited Thumbs$$$, Canadian Weed Smokers, $$$ThumbHunters15/50$$$, All Thumbed Up! | Herds: | ~~CANADIAN HERD~~, ravens 50/10, TRANSCONTINENTAL BANK MACHINE, wolfssssssss, Pixie's 50 Thumb Carnival, 500 Swap, THE MACHINE OF POINTS, Afterdark's Kissing Herd |
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Ferocious
Jen
"Dragon♥Lady"
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Chris's tales
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Hades Lord of the Underworld and Cerberus the hellhound that guards the gates
Chris McCormick "HADES" Sexcited!
- 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago
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New Neighbor Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he’s finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there stands a big, bearded Vermonter. “Names Enoch, your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday, thought you’d like to come.” “Great,” says Sam, “after six months of this I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.” As Enoch is leaving he stops, “Gotta warn you there’s gonna be some drinkin’.” “Not a problem. After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of ‘em.” Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. “More’n likely gonna be some fightin’ too.” Damn, Sam thinks…tough crowd. “Well, I get along well with people. I’ll be there. Thanks again.” Once again Enoch turns from the door. “I’ve seen some wild sex at these parties, too.” “Now that’s not a problem”, says Sam. “Remember, I’ve been alone for six months. By the way, what should I wear? Enoch stops in the door again and says, “Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us.”
Chris McCormick "HADES" Sexcited!
- 16 years, 10 months, 6 days ago
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Drink Personality Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results... Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue (probably a blonde). Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. Then, there is the male addendum - The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut... Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay
Chris McCormick "HADES" Sexcited!
- 16 years, 10 months, 6 days ago
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Deserted Irishman One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly,emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the Irishman. With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!" And how long has it been since you've had a sip of whisky?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "'Tis absolutely fantastic! At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?" With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too.
Chris McCormick "HADES" Sexcited!
- 16 years, 10 months, 6 days ago
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