This did not happen to me.....

A short (relatively anyway) tale for your giggling pleasure....
Unknown Sparkling - 16 years, 3 months, 12 days ago

THE SQUIRREL OF DEATH

Unknown Sparkling - 16 years, 3 months, 12 days ago

I never dreamed that slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a
residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did
I suspect.
Unknown Sparkling - 16 years, 3 months, 12 days ago

I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns
and slow traffic. As I passed an oncoming car, a brown furry missile
shot out from under it and tumbled to a stop immediately in front of
me.

Unknown Sparkling - 16 years, 3 months, 12 days ago

It was a squirrel, and it must have been trying to run across the
road when it encountered the car. I really was not going very fast,
but there was no time to brake or avoid it -- it was that close.
Unknown Sparkling - 16 years, 3 months, 12 days ago