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*Why females should avoid a girls night out after they married.....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour...
The one night iI was invited out for a night with the girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight,'I promise!'
well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m ., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times...
Quicly , realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times...
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted...solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(even when totally smashed....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos=MIDNIGHT!)
the next morning my husband ask me what time I got in,
I told him 'MIDNIGHT'......he didn't seem pissed off in the least...
Whew, I got away with the one! then he said 'we need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I ask him why, he said, ' well last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh!#$.' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and the tripped over the coffee table n farted...
hope u do have fun here cheer....
linda seeto "Meow Meow Piggie" Cheeky
- 15 years, 8 months, 17 days ago
