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Unknown
"my lover girl!"



Name:
Unknown, 31/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:7:17 AM
Join date:11 years, 6 months, 2 days ago
Location: Red Bud, Illinois United States

"if you stop in, please thumb the line and check out my store! thanks lovelies :)"
About me:
i'm into a little bit of everything that is awesome and/or badass. my tastes are all over the board. i love good music (rock/alt/metal/etc.), tattoos, vampires, anime, gaming, fantasy novels, monty python, modern musicals (sweeney todd, rocky horror, moulin rouge, rent, etc.), like i said all over the board. i'm a tattooed rocker chick and a gaming/fantasy/brainy geekess. they should have a word that encompasses all that. also, i'm new to pets, please be nice to me! :P and i'm only interested in friendship, thanks!
About you:
anyone who shares my crazy-ass mixed-up tastes, or anyone who's just plain interesting.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): thumbs for me
Herds: Nerds are Sexy, Cheating The System (CTS), The Alternative Society Herd, Captain Jack Sparrow's Cabin, Thumb My Latin Quotes..., Thumbs for Me, Thumbs for you!, Zion's finest, Tweakin Pages, *thumbs and kisses*, THE SWARM, ::gypsy SWARM theory 5/10::
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hey all, i've been off pets for the longest time, sorry for all those people and herds i've neglected... just have some serious shit going on in my life right now. i should be back in commission now, but not as often. i'll still be available for thumbing and such.
Unknown "my lover girl!" Loving - 11 years, 3 months, 6 days ago
Unknown
stolen from dave purcell
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Harry: '9.'
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Harry: '36.'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry: 'Pants.'
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'
Harry: 'Coconut.'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands.'
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
Harry: 'Firetruck.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... '
Unknown "my lover girl!" Loving - 11 years, 5 months, 7 days ago
Unknown
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of it and the next 3 sentences on your tales along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

from Orson Scott Card's Speaker for the Dead (it was either that or the dictionary)
When you watch them struggle with a question, knowing that you have the information that could easily resolve their dilemma; when you see them come very near the truth and then for lack of your information retreat from their correct conclusions and return to error-- you would not be human if it didn't cause you great anguish.
Unknown "my lover girl!" Loving - 11 years, 5 months, 9 days ago
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the foetus of a new day kicking
Unknown "my lover girl!" Loving - 11 years, 5 months, 15 days ago
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plagiarized existence exists among the writers of the word
shake your spear at shakespeare! shake your spear at shakespeare!
loud and noisy
strong refrigerators
gaining independence, gaining independence
stupid people do stupid things
smart people outsmart each other
then themselves, then themselves
then themselves, then themselves
take me down there
photographic relaps
people feeding frenzy
the devil is so lovely
my blue moon rivets in exits
forewarned customary spirits
by myself, by myself
by myself, by myself
take me down there
photographic relapse
people feeding frenzy
the devil is so lovely
Unknown "my lover girl!" Loving - 11 years, 5 months, 24 days ago
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Unknown
I love you so angel!
You have been given Rose for my Immortal Beloved.
Crafted by Fallen
Unknown "wondrous item" Crazy - 11 years, 1 month, 8 days ago
Unknown
Gojira's newest CD fucking rocks, by the way. Way better than the last couple. You should totally check them out, just a suggestion. Ta!
Unknown "★Cooter!★" Carefree - 11 years, 1 month, 9 days ago
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xxoo :D
You have been given suga suga suga <3.
Crafted by pinky
Unknown "my barbie" ♪ ♫Malibus girl♪ ♫ - 11 years, 1 month, 10 days ago
Richard Head
hey hun, thanks for stopping by and shopping :))
You have been given A kiss from Dick Head.
Crafted by Richard Head
Richard Head "Rectum Wrecker" New Tales - 11 years, 1 month, 13 days ago
Unknown
$panx 4 $hoppin'
You have been given Love Letter .
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown "Leland Gaunt" Carefree - 11 years, 1 month, 14 days ago
Paul J Affatato

You have been given Oi! ♥ Wink ♥.
Crafted by Nu Anuchit
Paul J Affatato Lonely and wishing - 11 years, 1 month, 14 days ago
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