"if you stop in, please thumb the line and check out my store! thanks lovelies :)"
i'm into a little bit of everything that is awesome and/or badass. my tastes are all over the board. i love good music (rock/alt/metal/etc.), tattoos, vampires, anime, gaming, fantasy novels, monty python, modern musicals (sweeney todd, rocky horror, moulin rouge, rent, etc.), like i said all over the board. i'm a tattooed rocker chick and a gaming/fantasy/brainy geekess. they should have a word that encompasses all that.
also, i'm new to pets, please be nice to me! :P
and i'm only interested in friendship, thanks!
anyone who shares my crazy-ass mixed-up tastes, or anyone who's just plain interesting.
hey all, i've been off pets for the longest time, sorry for all those people and herds i've neglected... just have some serious shit going on in my life right now. i should be back in commission now, but not as often. i'll still be available for thumbing and such. Unknown"my lover girl!"Loving
- 11 years, 3 months, 6 days ago
stolen from dave purcell A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Harry: '9.' Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Harry: '36.' And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.' Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.' The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.' Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?' The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: 'Pockets.' Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?' Harry: 'Pants.' Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?' Harry: 'Coconut.' The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?' The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.' Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' Harry: 'Shake hands.' The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?' Harry: 'Firetruck.' The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... ' Unknown"my lover girl!"Loving
- 11 years, 5 months, 7 days ago
1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page 123. 3. Find the fifth sentence. 4. Post the text of it and the next 3 sentences on your tales along with these instructions. 5. Don’t you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
from Orson Scott Card's Speaker for the Dead (it was either that or the dictionary) When you watch them struggle with a question, knowing that you have the information that could easily resolve their dilemma; when you see them come very near the truth and then for lack of your information retreat from their correct conclusions and return to error-- you would not be human if it didn't cause you great anguish. Unknown"my lover girl!"Loving
- 11 years, 5 months, 9 days ago
the foetus of a new day kicking Unknown"my lover girl!"Loving
- 11 years, 5 months, 15 days ago
plagiarized existence exists among the writers of the word shake your spear at shakespeare! shake your spear at shakespeare! loud and noisy strong refrigerators gaining independence, gaining independence stupid people do stupid things smart people outsmart each other then themselves, then themselves then themselves, then themselves take me down there photographic relaps people feeding frenzy the devil is so lovely my blue moon rivets in exits forewarned customary spirits by myself, by myself by myself, by myself take me down there photographic relapse people feeding frenzy the devil is so lovely Unknown"my lover girl!"Loving
- 11 years, 5 months, 24 days ago