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Kristofer



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Kristofer , 46/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:3:04 AM
Join date:14 years, 9 months, 27 days ago
Location: Etobicoke Canada

"What does a fox say?"
About me:
Ask Me!
About you:
Friends "~waiting is painful. forgetting is painful. but not knowing which to do is the worse kind of suffering~*
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): The One Man Wolfpack
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Brown eyes
"Alabama* "
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Kristofer's tales
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Kristofer
When I reached here my hand stops.
Someone asks: "Tell me, why, like waves
on a single coast, do your words
endlessly go and return to her body?
Is she the only form that you love?"
And I answer: "My hands never tire
of her, my kisses do not rest,
why should I withdraw the words
that repeat the trace of her beloved contact,
words that close, uselessly
holding like water in a net
the surface and the temperature
of the purest wave of life?"
And, love, your body is not only the rose
that in the shadow or moonlight rises,
it is not only movement or burning,
act of blood or petal of fire,
but to me you have brought
my territory, the clay of my childhood,
the waves of oats,
the round skin of the dark fruit
that I tore from the forest,
aroma of wood and apples,
color of hidden water where secret
fruits and deep leaves fall.
Oh love, your body rises
like the pure line of a goblet
from the earth that knows me
and when my senses found you
you throbbed as though within you
rain and seeds were falling.
Ah let them tell me how
I could abolish you
and let my hands without your form
tear the fire from my words.
My gentle one, rest
your body in these lines that owe you
more than you give me through your touch,
live in these words and repeat
in them the sweetness of the fire,
tremble amid their syllables,
sleep in my name as you have slept
upon my heart, and so tomorrow
my words will keep
the hollow of your form
and he who hears them one day will receive a gust
of wheat and poppies;
the body of love will still be breathing upon earth.

~ Pablo Neruda

Thanks Dee
Kristofer Playful - 10 years, 10 months, 11 days ago
Kristofer
Sonnet VIII

Je vis, je meurs; je brûle et je me noie ;
j'ai très chaud tout en souffrant du froid ;
la vie m'est et trop douce et trop dure ;
j'ai de grands chagrins entremêlés de joie.

Je ris et je pleure au même moment,
et dans mon plaisir je souffre maintes graves tortures ;
mon bonheur s'en va, et pour toujours il dure ;
du même mouvement je sèche et je verdoie.

Ainsi Amour me mène de manière erratique ;
et quand je pense être au comble de la souffrance,
soudain je me trouve hors de peine.

Puis quand je crois que ma joie est assurée
et que je suis au plus haut du bonheur auquel j'aspire,
il me remet en mon malheur.

~ Louise Labe (1555)

I live, I die, drowning I burn,
Seared by the ice, frozen by the fire;
Life is as hard as iron, as soft as breath;
My joy and trouble dance on the same wire.

In the same breath I laugh and weep,
My torment pleasure where my pleasure grieves;
My treasure's lost which I for all time keep,
At once I wither and put out new leaves.

That constant Love is my inconstant guide;
And when I am to pain's refinement brought,
Beyond all hope, he grants me a reprieve.

And when I think joy cannot be denied,
And scaled the peak of happiness I sought,
He cast me down into my former grief.
Kristofer Playful - 10 years, 11 months, 4 days ago
Kristofer
Just For fun...
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS!
LET THE FUN BEGIN........

1.Your Name:
2.Age:
3.Favorite position:
4.Do you think I'm cute?
5.Would you have sex with me?
6.Lights on or off?
7.Would you have to be drunk?
8.Would you take a shower with me?
9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10.Would you leave after or stay the night?
11.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12.where would you want us to be?
13.Have sex on the first date?
14.Would you kiss me during sex?
15.Do you think I would be good in bed?
16.Would you use me as a booty call?
17.Can I use you as a booty call?
18.Can we take pictures of the act?
19.How long would we have sex?
20.Would you tell your friends about me?
LOL!
Kristofer Playful - 10 years, 11 months, 28 days ago
Kristofer
What will mess you up in life is the picture in your head of how it's suppose to be.
Kristofer Playful - 10 years, 11 months, 28 days ago
Kristofer
phở ♥ vanilla ♥ coffee// insomniac since birth.
i have an old soul and just as some people notice, i view the world with an old heart and young willing eyes. my heart loves to a capacity that most do not understand. most people are frightened by what they dont understand and they choose to remain happy in a bliss of ignorance they dont realize they are creating and indulging in. i'm so full of love it actually makes me sick at times. i see beauty for what it is with no barriers, borders, or boundaries. i am more afraid of succeeding than failing. look forward to the future, but don't miss the present. those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. let's explore the world and touch every horizon. adventurous is what i am. i don't always have luck on my side. only change in my pocket and a smile on my face. wake up everyday, and just breathe. i want to meet artists and writers, bums and princes, hippies and vegetarians, gods and godesses. i want to meet EVERYONE. and i'll love you all just the same. i want to fall in love. i want to get hurt. i want to experience life to the fullest. "WHY do people think buttons are cute?" maybe i'm just crazy, but i want to SAVE THE WORLD. and after that, i'll go dancing. show me who YOU REALLY ARE. everything. your secrets, your passions, your affairs, your heartbreaks. and i'll still love you. "hi, nice to meet you." let's have a glass of wine and sleep under the stars. and i'll say we're best friends and never forget you. i'll give you pieces of my heart when no one else is willing to. i'll raise money to get to fly ACROSS THE WORLD if i have to. and i do this for you, because i love you. and everyone deserves to be happy. no more tears. no more sighs. i make today, tomorrow and next year EVERYTHING it can be. so smile, because you're talking to me. and if you, for some reason, aren't capable of smiling... guess what? i'll try my very hardest, to make you smile. this day, tomorrow and next year. what are you waiting for? life's right outside your window. go look. it's the stars, the trees, the beaches, the sky. i'm sitting here, pen to paper, fingers to keys, hoping that what i say may change your life. but who am i to say something like that? i am a daydreamer. i am but just a guy, i am an acquaintance. i am an old friend. i am a brother. i am a lover. i am a list maker. i am who you judge me to be. in this life, i've learned that there is nothing you can do to prevent heartbreak. that word, heartbreak, was italicized in sadness and underlined in pain. have you ever stood on top of a building and looked out over the city? that's the only place in the world i feel most alive, because all it takes is two little steps and you're gone. so go ahead, JUMP. no one's stopping you. about 30,000 people die by suicide every year. why am I here? what is my purpose? where does the hour go in daylight savings? why don't penguins have knees? why does the sky never seem grey when you're happy? why is it best to kiss in the rain? why does the moon follow me home? how could i get a cold just by taking a bath? why is the alphabet in that order? where do butterfly's go at night? why does the sun set? why are stars so small? why is the world not getting smaller, but that there is less in it? we NEED to save this world. millions of Canadians live in poverty. you're not alone on this planet. go out and actually DO something. make a difference.RECYCLE! now, that's a start. come on, we all need a little change. some times it's good to make someone else smile. "death needs time for what it kills to grow in." can you feel it? it's in the air. its presence is everywhere. it's called love. it's painted in your walls, weaved into your scarves, boiled into your cups of coffee, noted in your music. it's even on your skin. can you feel it now? "so let my lack of a voice be heard." go love more, see more, breathe more. just BE more. hurry, go explore the world while you still have time. you waste away on coffee and cigarettes while the earth screams for your attention.

Kristofer Playful - 14 years, 6 months, 22 days ago
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