THINGS TO DO AT WALMART
While your Spouse/Partner/Significant Others take his/her sweet time.
> > > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when
> > > they aren't looking.
> > >
> > > 2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute
> > > intervals.
> > >
> > > 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
> > >
> > > 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code
> > > 3" in housewares and see what happens.
> > >
> > > 5 . Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
> > >
> > >
> > > 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
> > >
> > > 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
> > > you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding
> > > department.
> > >
> > > 8. When ! a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
> > > 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
> > >
> > >
> > > 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
> > > you pick your nose.
> > >
> > > 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
> > > knows where the anti-depressants are.
> > >
> > > 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
> > > from 'Mission Impossible'.
> > >
> > > 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different
> > > size funnels.
> > >
> > > 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,
> > > PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!
Travis Claeys "Mr. Travis"
- 14 years, 3 months, 29 days ago
