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Chanandler Bong
Chanandler Bong owns this human at 108063 points.
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Cow made of Awesome
Cow made of Awesome
"Cowpokeeeee"



Name:
Cow made of Awesome, 39/Female
Last login: within 2 weeks
Local time:7:57 AM
Join date:9 years, 10 months, 24 days ago
Location: Mariehamn Finland

"Kill off my demons and my angels might die too"
About me:
There is not much to say.. I have a daughter and a dog. I´m never quiet, unless I´m sleeping. I rarely cry. I enjoy a great movie and I read alot. Love music. Works as a nurse. Likes to travell around. Eats way to much.. I am Brilliant. Top of the line! :) Besides being brilliant I´m hillarious. At least if you ask me. I HAVE NOTHING TO DECLARE EXCEPT MY GENIUS
About you:
You are also brilliant. unless your name is Bones. then i feel sorry for you ^^

MIA, RULER OF THE WORLD

Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Thumbs for mia, Even more thumbs.., so much more thumbs.., SpareThumbs for Mia, Making thumbs, Mia's Test herd, Hmm...., d'oh.., Love, Ben, Yay!!, More
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Cow made of Awesome

Just in case Bones starts whining that he doesn't want to be my little pony, this is a reminder that he volunteered to begin with ;) Sort of.

Cow made of Awesome
Cow made of Awesome "Cowpokeeeee" Oi.. - 1 month, 29 days ago
Cow made of Awesome

mia, im lending you to auntii bonbon for a little so i can get a wikii gummy dolphin.. sorry for using you kthx
Shiri "Shmiri <3" Wild - 4 hrs, 53 min ago / 4608 miles away Delete

BAD OWNER!!! note to self... get a new owner by the end of the year!

Cow made of Awesome "Cowpokeeeee" Oi.. - 5 years, 9 months, 10 days ago
Cow made of Awesome

Got a really nice letter today in the mail with a nice story about me from Dr. Jams Bons.. a.k.a bonanza or Bones. whatever you prefer. Here goes:

There once was a woman named MIA. Who was convinced she was the ultimate Sire. But is known as a notorius CRYER and dellusional 300 yr old Vampire.

One that even Shiri doth not ADMIA (admire)

I wish to one day mount her on a Grandiose Pyre. And in doing so eternally retire MIA THE LIAR IN FIRE :D (pfft... u would miss me too much bonz)

Pyre = Funeral Burning Structure
Sire = Supreme Ruler (a.k.a Mia)

He was also kind enough to send me a nice drawing :O HOW SWEET!! HAHAHAH
thank u bonzi!! <3

Cow made of Awesome
Cow made of Awesome "Cowpokeeeee" Oi.. - 5 years, 9 months, 13 days ago
Cow made of Awesome

Finnish weather explained

+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wears winter-coats and gloves.
The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Vanda river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Finns start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the "grilli-kioski".

-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes.
The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
All atom-based movent halts.
The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over.
Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
(Yes I know this is redundant after Lordi's historical 2006 victory!)

Cow made of Awesome "Cowpokeeeee" Oi.. - 6 years, 16 days ago
Cow made of Awesome

trippa :D
she stabz at a pizza like she'z killin animlaz for food-
she downz her bottle of wine like itz a drop of water-
she jumpz young dudez an demandz they obey her....

... the 1 an only.... SUPER MIARIO!
_________________________________

Warren :D
If I could fill a book Mia.
I'd fill it with all the times that you have made me smile.
The times you've lifted my spirits.
The times you've made my day turn from grey to bright sun.
Ohhh...what a book I'll write.
It will be a book of never ending delight.
A book filled with nothing but blank pages
So that in your drunken state.
You can write each chapter.
Warren "Miarios Queen" smiling - 0 min ago / 4008 miles away Report spam

~~~~~~

2 hours, 15 minutes ago / 4008 miles away
The song bird sits in the leafless tree. Scanning the ground for some sign of life. Yet that sign of life has been drained by old man winter. The quietness and still of the world at this moment is deafening. Yet still in this seeming lifeless world. The song bird sings a happy tune. For the song bird knows that after each long lifeless winter. Spring arrives with the joy of life. May you always sing and smile in your lifeless winters. Knowing that spring will always return within time.



2 hours, 20 minutes ago / 4008 miles away
She is the reason for the smile on my face.
She is the reason my days are filled with sunshine.
She is the reason for the boner in my pants.
She's Mia and she's great!!!!!

She whistles a happy tune when she walks down the street.
Though he lips do not move.
Its a mysterious whistle that makes my heart desire to find out where that beautiful sound comes from.
I get closer to her for a look.
but the whistle song has stopped.
Sad I back away and discover the sweet whistle sound I heard before.
Happily I approach to find the source.
Though once more the sound has stopped.
Though this time I realize the source of the sound.
Its the wind blowing through her head through her ears.
She's Mia and even though she's an air head.
I can't get enough of her sweet sounds.

Cow made of Awesome "Cowpokeeeee" Oi.. - 6 years, 7 months, 1 day ago
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