at times..i think i'm a bad person...
Justin Low Yee Wai "ღWaiღ" curious - 16 years, 9 months, 2 days ago

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see “Closed for the Winter.”
Justin Low Yee Wai "ღWaiღ" curious - 16 years, 9 months, 15 days ago

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Justin Low Yee Wai "ღWaiღ" curious - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
Justin Low Yee Wai "ღWaiღ" curious - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

Top Ten Signs You Won't Win "American Idol"
From the Late Show with David Letterman

10. You dedicate "I Will Always Love You" to Saddam Hussein

9. Backstage, people say, "Are you still here?"

8. North Korea says if you lose they'll stop producing enriched uranium

7. Your mother says, "You're okay, but I'm really a big fan of Ruben"

6. You were recently named the three of clubs on the "Most Wanted Iraqi" playing cards

5. You've already appeared on another reality show -- "Cops"

4. Vegas gives you the same odds of winning it all as the Mets

3. You cancel your performance to stay home and watch "Jag"

2. Simon beats you with the microphone stand

1. Your voice is muffled by the SARS mask
Justin Low Yee Wai "ღWaiღ" curious - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago