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Chris Osborne
Chris Osborne owns this human at 500000 points.
Price:

in love with my Owner

funky lisa
"My ex-kitty"



Name:
funky lisa, 19/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:2:02 PM
Join date:11 years, 3 months, 11 days ago
Location: Tucson, Az United States

"i'm a wild child."
About me:
PLEASE DON'T BUY ME. not only do i belong to my OWNER, i am also in love with Him. if you buy me...i WILL escape. *********************************************************************** PLEASE DON'T BUY MY PETS. If you would really like to own one of them, ask them. I want my pets to be happy, if they would be happy with you...then great. If my pet hasn't told me they want you...I WILL BUY THEM BACK. *********************************************************************** i'm a mischievous kitty who tries very hard to behave...but only for one person. i am very lucky and happy to have finally found my true Owner, Chris, the one human who has the potential to tame me. ************************************************* ************************************************* ************************************************* hey....i try to thumb at least the first page of tales (and comments, too) of every profile i visit. i'd reallly appreciate it if you'd do the same here. i don't post too much so it won't take long. PLEASE sign my guest book and let me know that you were here. Animated-Gifs
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About you:
i'd like to meet tolerant people who try and do what's right. if you know how to enjoy life....score! *********************************************** ***********************************************
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
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Lonely
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funky lisa
hello to all my funky friends.
i'm sorry i haven't been around....life has gotten in the way.

i've come back to make a little announcement.

my Owner, Chris, is about to head to the airport and begin a long day of travel...

24 hours from now...after 9 long months...

i will finally be in His arms....where i belong

thanks to HP.
:D

i hope you are all as happy as i am at this moment.
funky lisa "My ex-kitty" in love with my Owner - 10 years, 6 months, 13 days ago
funky lisa
i found this in lady chandra_bunnie's tales.
it is very important....please read it.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am the girl whose friends no longer let me hug them when I told them I was bisexual.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
funky lisa "My ex-kitty" in love with my Owner - 10 years, 10 months, 6 days ago
funky lisa
who would've guessed?




You Are a Natural Flirt



Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.

And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.

Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.

And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!

funky lisa "My ex-kitty" in love with my Owner - 10 years, 11 months, 1 day ago
funky lisa
thank you to my amazing Owner, chris.
you made a miserable day, not only bearable, but wonderful.

i love you.

funky lisa
funky lisa "My ex-kitty" in love with my Owner - 10 years, 11 months, 12 days ago
funky lisa
to all my wonderful and funky friends and pets..

thank you for the valentine wishes.

please don't be insulted, but i won't be returning any.

i love you all.
i just can't 'do' this day.


funky lisa
funky lisa "My ex-kitty" in love with my Owner - 10 years, 11 months, 12 days ago
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