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Michael The Stud
Michael The Stud owns this human at 607754 points.
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Vanita
Vanita
"Hot Stuff"



Name:
Vanita , 41/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:9:32 PM
Join date:11 years, 10 months, 17 days ago
Location: Boonah Australia

"Im a nice kitty I am... "
About me:
*** NOT FOR SALE*** Open to flirting but nothing more as I love my fiance. Im friendly, cheeky and curious about most things. Country born and country bred, with a zest for life. Mwah!

About you:
Im happy to meet anyone who's got a love for life in general.

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Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Finger those thumbs :p, Naughty Shoppers
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Vanita
1. Kissed any one of your HP friends? Yes
2. Been arrested? No
3. Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes
4. Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
5. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
6. Held a snake? Yes
7. Ran a red light? Yes
8. Been suspended from school? No
9. Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? Yes
10. Been fired from a job? Yes
11. Sang karaoke? Yes
12. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes
13. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No
14. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No
15. Kissed in the rain? Yes
16. Kissed in a pool? Yes
17. Sang in the shower? Yes
18. Sat on a rooftop? Yes
19. Danced on a roof top? No
20. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes
21. Broken a bone?yes
22. Shaved your head? No
23. Disguised with paint? No
24. Played a prank on someone? Yes
25. Felt like killing someone? Yes
26. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
27. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? no
28. Been in a band? No
29. Shot a gun? Yes
30. Tripped on mushrooms? No
31. Donated Blood? Yes
32. Eaten alligator meat? no
33. Eaten cheesecake? Yes
34. Still love someone you shouldn't? No
35. Think about the future? Yes
36. Believe in love? Yes
37. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? yes
38. Been in a fight? Yes
39. Eaten a large tub of popcorn at the movies? No
40. Have a piercing? yes
41. Have a tattoo? yes
42. Called in sick due to a hangover? No
43. Made a work of Art? Yes
44. Been to USA? No
45. Cut your own hair?yes
Vanita "Hot Stuff" Adored - 9 years, 4 months, 20 days ago
Vanita
I LOVE THIS COP

A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The guy is a
real jerk and comes running back to the officer demanding to know why he is
being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red
light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the
officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.
When he gets done with writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right
corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the
'violator' for his signature.. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when
presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it
stands for.
The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're
an asshole!"

Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has such a bad driving
record he is about to lose his license and has hired a lawyer to represent
him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light.
Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a
reasonable facsimile of the ticket you issued my client?"
Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and
mine, same number at the top.
Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket
you don't normally make?"
"Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH,"underlined."
"What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"
"Aggressive and hostile, Sir."
"Aggressive and hostile?"
"Yes, Sir?
"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for Asshole?"
"Well, sir, you know your client better than I do!"
Vanita "Hot Stuff" Adored - 9 years, 5 months, 27 days ago
Vanita
The Buttocks


A married couple was in a terrible accident where the

Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the

Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body

Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate

Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body

That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come

from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they

would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they

requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After

All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was

completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his

Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful

Beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was

overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,

I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

How can I possibly repay you?'

'My darling,' she replied,

'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother

kiss you on the cheek.'
Vanita "Hot Stuff" Adored - 9 years, 5 months, 28 days ago
Vanita
Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
Vanita "Hot Stuff" Adored - 9 years, 5 months, 28 days ago
Vanita
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
Hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes.. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
Forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth

And allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered,
"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
Vanita "Hot Stuff" Adored - 9 years, 6 months, 15 days ago
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Matt Urquhart
Happy Birthday sweetie
Have a great evening You have been given Have a great evening.
Crafted by _Jewel_
Matt Urquhart "My Gallant One" Nicole's Naughty Knight - 4 years, 6 months, 19 days ago
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by grace
Hello, how are you doing? i hope fine and all is good to you,am miss grace,Nice to meet u dear i want to be your friend , kindly indicate your interest in me by sending mail me here my private email ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so my photos will send you ok. Thanks and a nice day'''''(grace) ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com )
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Matt Urquhart

Happy ALMOST Birthday !!! You have been given Happy ALMOST Birthday !!!.
Crafted by Matt Urquhart
Matt Urquhart "My Gallant One" Nicole's Naughty Knight - 7 years, 6 months, 25 days ago
congrats ♥
PEEK a BOO You have been given PEEK a BOO.
Crafted by Denise Rose
Denise Rose "🌹" 🍷 - 8 years, 4 months, 28 days ago
Matt Urquhart

Have a great day! You have been given Have a great day!.
Crafted by Matt Urquhart
Matt Urquhart "My Gallant One" Nicole's Naughty Knight - 8 years, 11 months, 4 days ago
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