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Becki Hoffman
Becki Hoffman
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Becki Hoffman
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Herds (lead): B's SPAM herd.
Herds: Postcard collector's club!, Sore Thumbs, Little Pigs thumbs, Customization Organization, closing down, Davy Jones' Locker 5/10
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Becki Hoffman "Justine's Pet" Rabid - 10 years, 4 months, 29 days ago
Becki Hoffman
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, a minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said:
"Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes."
Becki Hoffman "Justine's Pet" Rabid - 11 years, 4 months, 28 days ago
Becki Hoffman
A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine....'
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?'
The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mom.'
'And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?' the mother asked.
'Yes,' he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, 'What are you teaching my son in math?'
The teacher replied, 'Right now, we are learning addition.'
The mother asked, 'And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?'
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, 'What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.'
Becki Hoffman "Justine's Pet" Rabid - 11 years, 4 months, 28 days ago
Becki Hoffman
REAL 911 CALL:

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

Becki Hoffman "Justine's Pet" Rabid - 11 years, 6 months, 15 days ago
Becki Hoffman
At this time of year, coming up on Valentine's Day, I found this to be
truly touching.

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End
Becki Hoffman "Justine's Pet" Rabid - 11 years, 6 months, 15 days ago
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