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Gloomy
Mr FIGJAM
Mr FIGJAM
"ihihih"



Name:
Mr FIGJAM, 41/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:5:06 PM
Join date:16 years, 11 months, 29 days ago
Location: What City Do You Live In? Australia

"im..........."
About me:
Raven
About you:
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Livin in the Land Down Under, Careful...... We Bite, MENTAL,RANDOM,EVIL AND SCARY, MASTER / MISTRESS / slave / sub, The redhead solidarity front, ~♥♥THUMBS R FREE♥♥~, hOt dOtz, kittys of the night, Fairy Thumbs, Thumbs for me & you, Andrea's Thumbing Herd!, Recline & Be Thumbed, Story Time!, Hall De Baucheret, A Kitty's Playground
Mr's tales
Mr FIGJAM
Ive been pondering

And this is what ive discovered ...snow white and the seven dwarfs is a porno lets face it people ...its porn
First off ....the song ...hi HOE hi HOE its off to work we go ....thats what they sang as the left snow white at home ....can you see it
Second her mum tried to get rid of her cas she was a girl who got around ...if you know what i mean
Third ...why must all porno stars have 7 inches or greater ...well that comes from the tale snow white she had secen inches ..pity they were in one inch lenghs ..plus second relation is 1 girl heaps of guys ...youve all seen them

It all fits ...cant you see it
so parents dont read the sneaky attempt at slipping porn into a childs story....

thank you from the raving lunatic behind the dumpster
Mr FIGJAM "ihihih" Gloomy - 14 years, 9 months ago
Mr FIGJAM
AUSTRALIA where i live a few brief comments taken from the book "Look, Dad They`re Hanging Grampa" by Gilbert Anstruther 1968

Australia is a commonwealth. This means that whatever wealth you have is common property and, therefore, belongs to the Taxation Department.

The Commonwealth is divided into 8 states---Queensland ,New South Whales, Tasmania ,Victoria ,Northern Territory ,Western Australia ,South Australia and confusion(1)

(1) described on maps as "The Australian Capital Territory" or Canberra

TASMANIA
People who live there do a great deal of swimming by taking 2 steps forward backward or sideways.
This island State has no intergration problem.
They fixed that in the early days when they showed the aborigines who was boss by driving them all into a corner and killing them.
This was effective, until they then discovered they had no one to boss>

CANBERRA
They belive in the little people- ie all Australians not living in Canberra.
The Canberran diet consists entirely of martinis with cheese and gherkin on little biscuits consumed in other peoples sitting rooms

QUEENSLAND
Gold Coast posters give the impression that the whole state is populated by young ladies in microscopic bikinis and have the unsettling effect on the mind.

NEW SOUTH WALES
They have no racial prejudices whatever against foreigners excpet Victorians and people from other countries

VICTORIA
It was founded by Batman who was not related to a later tv hero who wouldnt have bothered "On this spot" said Batman, "we will build a village" And he did> And it is. Melbourne

WESTERN AUSTRALIA
There are lots and lots of buried treasure along the west coast of Aus, and you cant prove it isnt there.
You cant prove it is, either, but thats beside the point. It is WAs only tourist attraction so theyre not likely to lossen a grip on the story.

NORTHERN TERRITORY
It has an AirForce of 3 flying Docs armed with stomach pumps.
it is generaly belived that this is where an enemy would make the first landing.
it is also widely conceded that they would take one look at the damn place, turn around, and go right back home again.
The population of the NT can be counted on the two hands and one foot of the croc hunter.
It is also entirly inhabited by buffalo-shooters and publicans, who, when asked if they`d like a gin, say, "No thanks, I have three already. Im trying to give them up"

SOUTH AUSTRALIA
SA is a satellite tracking station surrounded by nothing in all directions.
It produces mainly saltbush and an urgent desire to move to some other state.
Inhabitents of other states dont fight with South Australians. There arent enough of them to make it interesting.
Most of Aus is covered by gumtrees; but some areas Nullarbor Plain, tried to be different and went too far.
The Nullarbor Plain is so called because it is entirly treeless. Therefore only female dingoes are found there.
Mr FIGJAM "ihihih" Gloomy - 14 years, 9 months ago
Mr FIGJAM
Well im back in hp
cant keep me away ...damn im free someone buyzz mai :P
Mr FIGJAM "ihihih" Gloomy - 15 years, 6 months, 13 days ago
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