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Chris Metcalf
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Chris Metcalf, 48/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:4:33 AM
Join date:11 years, 7 months, 28 days ago
Location: Alberta Canada

About me:
Born and raised in the interior of BC until I finally jumped borders and came to Edmonton. Even after 7 years still getting used to the flatness but oh well it can be fun. I will be upfront and admit I HATE THE OILERS !!! Well hate is a nasty word, lets go with dont like the oilers and will never be a fan hehe. I am and always will be a Canucks fan. Just cause I live in Oiler country doesnt mean I have to cheer for them. I will cheer as they are a canadian team but thats that. I love outdoors, the mountains, the trees, the critters and skeeters. Just message, pet, or whatever and will do my best to entertain or answer the best that I can.
About you:
I ask myself each day what about me and who I would like to meet. I think with anyone I have dated none have had a consistant trait that attracts me. I give everyone a chance and get to know them. If something arises, GREAT. If nothing, then whats the worst? A friend? Anything is possible. I wont say dont play games with me but to be honest...the occassional game is fine cause it gives me something to chuckle at hehe
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Finally Addicted
Herds: THE FARM, THE SWARM, ::gypsy SWARM theory 5/10::, .., MUMMA KATZ 5/10, ¤¤¤ROBOT ® SWARM¤¤¤
☆ rockstar ☆
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Chris Metcalf
Its been a while since I posted a tale and have so many things running through my head but a lack of wording to place them here. I am still at that loss but will wing it and take it or leave it.

Life has been up and down for the past few months but nothing too terribly bad that I wasnt able to work through. My best friend and I have become closer and I love her for everything she is and the person she will grow into. I've made some friends via here and though I may not keep in contact they are and always will be in my mind.

I've gotten many laughs watching people's lives unfold through Human Pets. People who seem to live their lives here and no where else. It always makes me think of "I love my computer cause my friends live in it". For many I know this is too true. Sure they may claim to have taken their friendships off here to real life but it still makes me chuckle. I watch people I know grow bolder as their egos grow larger than life and I sit back and chuckle some more.

I dont claim to live the immaculate life but even tho I may not be the happiest person around I am content and happy with the direction I am heading. Who needs to live a life of drama when you can come here and read it every day.

Some can read between the lines as to what is meant by my rantings. Others can assume they are the ones I speak of. To those I just laugh and will enjoy reading the comments and messages from them. The only one that will know who they are is my best friend as she is amazing and makes my craziness seem sane when compared to her. She will slap me but its all in fun :)
Chris Metcalf "sexy pet" Adored - 10 years, 10 months, 16 days ago
Chris Metcalf
Well, I am disappearing for 5 days as my oldest sister is having another wedding. This is only her second and should be the last one as her fiance is a decent guy. Best part is I get to see my 4 year old niece Brooklyn. I cant wait. She is totally amazing. I will be back next week and hopefully everyone has a wonderful weekend and best wishes.
Chris Metcalf "sexy pet" Adored - 11 years, 12 days ago
Chris Metcalf
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:
Definitely not!

WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:
Of course I do.

WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:
Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
- silence - -

HUSBAND:
F * ck ....
Chris Metcalf "sexy pet" Adored - 11 years, 1 month, 16 days ago
Chris Metcalf
Ok I am getting sick and tired of Facebook/Human Pets loading errors, freezing, lag-time and all that crap. It makes for doing anything on here non-enjoyable and I am sick of it. Considering the amount of people that use this application and website you would think some maintenance would be put into it. AND since adding the premiere membership thingy is when this has started. GET THIS FIXED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Metcalf "sexy pet" Adored - 11 years, 4 months, 18 days ago
Chris Metcalf
Its a sad day when a friendship falls apart for no reason. Sure people drift apart, they always do. Friends fill that void we lack from other stimuli. An emotional, physical or whatever. Its weird when these friendships drift apart, it feels like your other half has left you. Granted it isnt a relationship but the emotional and physical attachment you share is much the same.

A few months ago I met a wonderful person who I hit it off with to such a degree it was amazing. We talked non-stop about anything and everything. We enjoyed each other's company. Little time went by each day without a text, a call or anything of the sort. Then one day it just stopped. Too busy I was told. A person is NEVER too busy to have a friend. It hurt. I felt like I had lost a best friend. I held onto her as a pet hoping and waiting but today I finally let it all go. I feel a hole now in my life. And even tho we havent spoken for several weeks I wish her nothing but the absolute best for her and her family. She is such an amazing woman and anyone who has the chance to meet her will know what it is I mean. To you I say Farewell :(
Chris Metcalf "sexy pet" Adored - 11 years, 4 months, 27 days ago
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Hope your doing well sweetie
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Isn't you saying you don't care for the Oilers kinda like if I (a California person) did not care for the Dodgers? (Which I'd NEVER say.) ROFL.
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ironside
hi i am new here
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