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Aneliese
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Keith Campbell
Keith Campbell
"Horse Pop! P:"



Name:
Keith Campbell, 31/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:00 AM
Join date:11 years, 11 months, 14 days ago
Location: Merritt British Columbia Canada

"Éirinn go Brách"
About me:
5'11, dark brown hair, green eyes, laid back, like to party and generally just have a good time. Im what you might call a strangeling, or at least what I call a strangeling, and some people dont really understand my sense of humor. Those people generally are lacking in that area and can rely on my making fun of them indefinitely :D. I like pool, Im a game freak, I listen to just about any music you can think of except country (DEATH TO GARTH BROOKS!) and I dont like wearing socks. P.S. I do what I want. Just so you know


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About you:
Anyone with a good sense of humor
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Kronic Keith's pet fund
Herds: ~~CANADIAN HERD~~, ☆LISSA'S THUMB FETISH☆, 30 Posts 15 Spanks, Postcard collector's club!, Fairy Thumbs, Misty's Thumbs, ****Human Pets Mall****, The J-Licious Jungle, Thumbs for Ven, A Stoned Smiley = A Happy Smiley, Jodies Junk Joint, I need some L.O.V.E., Leaders of Language Learning, ¤¤¤ROBOT ® SWARM¤¤¤, Happy Swarm, MAXXIMUM THUMBS, MeLiSsA, m-iTunes
SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE!!
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Keith Campbell

Keith Campbell "Horse Pop! P:" Lazy - 11 years, 21 days ago
Keith Campbell
99 bottles of beer on the wall.
99 bottles of beeeeer.
You take one down, pass it around.
And that beer feels cheap and dirty afterwards.
So it gets a self defense class.
And heads out into the world with renewed confidence.
Only once again be taken from the wretched wall and passed around.
Now the beer feels scared and hopeless.
So it goes out and buys a gun, and the next time those bastards try to pass it around, they find the beer isnt so helpless anymore.
A bloody murder suicide ensues.
The beer shoots itself, and with its final drippy moments, stabs itself into the barkeeps throat.
The police arrive at the grizzly scene, and what they find is horrifying. One cop runs out, shouting "Oh my god, theres so much foam! What a waste!" and vomits all over an asian reporter.
Beer is our friend ladies and gentlemen.
Lets treat it with a little respect.
So nothing like this ever happens again.
Thank you.
Keith Campbell
Keith Campbell "Horse Pop! P:" Lazy - 11 years, 2 months, 19 days ago
Keith Campbell
If you talk about nothing, does that make nothing something, and if so, what something is nothing, if not nothing. Its got to be something. Unless its nothing.
Keith Campbell "Horse Pop! P:" Lazy - 11 years, 2 months, 22 days ago
Keith Campbell
I could survive for 1 minute, 32 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Death to Raptors!
Keith Campbell "Horse Pop! P:" Lazy - 11 years, 2 months, 26 days ago
Keith Campbell
SCATTERGORIES. ..it's harder than it looks! Copy the lot, erase my answers, enter yours, and post it in your own Tales.

Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things.. nothing made up! Google comes in very handy when you are drunk and trying to answer them LOL

Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME: Keith
BOYS NAME: Karl
4LETTER WORD: Knee
GIRL NAME: Katie
OCCUPATION: Kinesiologist
A COLOUR: Kream
SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Kilt
BEVERAGE: Koolaid
FOOD: Krispy Kreams
SOMETHING FOUND IN THE BATHROOM: Knotted hair
A PLACE : Knox
REASON FOR BEING LATE: KIA
SOMETHING YOU SHOUT OUT: KILL THE PRESIDENT
CELEBRITY NAME: Keifer Sutherland
MOVIE OR TV SHOW: Knocked up
ANIMAL: Koala bear

No google whatsoever
Keith Campbell "Horse Pop! P:" Lazy - 11 years, 3 months, 10 days ago
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Aneliese
hahaha, whut!
I Fling Poo! You have been given I Fling Poo!.
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Aneliese "Sweet lemonade" SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE!! - 9 years, 5 months, 16 days ago
Aneliese
Yay, we haz matching nicknames now hahaha
horse riding You have been given horse riding.
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Aneliese "Sweet lemonade" SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE!! - 9 years, 5 months, 21 days ago
Aneliese
I do like it, made me giggle :p thanks xx
Aneliese "Sweet lemonade" SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE!! - 9 years, 5 months, 23 days ago
Aneliese
WTF @ my nickname! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I should steal you from your owner and name you "Horse Pop" :P

Gahh, stupid song is stuck in my head now ><
eat your damn lemons You have been given eat your damn lemons.
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Aneliese "Sweet lemonade" SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE!! - 9 years, 5 months, 23 days ago
Aneliese
I am the one and only..
lol pocket protector You have been given lol pocket protector.
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Aneliese "Sweet lemonade" SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE!! - 9 years, 5 months, 25 days ago
Kash Money
hey keith.. how are you? :D having a good weekend?

p.s. sausage time? o.O are we grilling some? :D
Kash Money ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ - 9 years, 5 months, 25 days ago
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