5'11, dark brown hair, green eyes, laid back, like to party and generally just have a good time. Im what you might call a strangeling, or at least what I call a strangeling, and some people dont really understand my sense of humor. Those people generally are lacking in that area and can rely on my making fun of them indefinitely :D. I like pool, Im a game freak, I listen to just about any music you can think of except country (DEATH TO GARTH BROOKS!) and I dont like wearing socks.
P.S. I do what I want. Just so you know
99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beeeeer. You take one down, pass it around. And that beer feels cheap and dirty afterwards. So it gets a self defense class. And heads out into the world with renewed confidence. Only once again be taken from the wretched wall and passed around. Now the beer feels scared and hopeless. So it goes out and buys a gun, and the next time those bastards try to pass it around, they find the beer isnt so helpless anymore. A bloody murder suicide ensues. The beer shoots itself, and with its final drippy moments, stabs itself into the barkeeps throat. The police arrive at the grizzly scene, and what they find is horrifying. One cop runs out, shouting "Oh my god, theres so much foam! What a waste!" and vomits all over an asian reporter. Beer is our friend ladies and gentlemen. Lets treat it with a little respect. So nothing like this ever happens again. Thank you.
If you talk about nothing, does that make nothing something, and if so, what something is nothing, if not nothing. Its got to be something. Unless its nothing. Keith Campbell"Horse Pop! P:"Lazy
- 11 years, 9 months, 20 days ago
Death to Raptors! Keith Campbell"Horse Pop! P:"Lazy
- 11 years, 9 months, 25 days ago
SCATTERGORIES. ..it's harder than it looks! Copy the lot, erase my answers, enter yours, and post it in your own Tales.
Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things.. nothing made up! Google comes in very handy when you are drunk and trying to answer them LOL
Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME: Keith BOYS NAME: Karl 4LETTER WORD: Knee GIRL NAME: Katie OCCUPATION: Kinesiologist A COLOUR: Kream SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Kilt BEVERAGE: Koolaid FOOD: Krispy Kreams SOMETHING FOUND IN THE BATHROOM: Knotted hair A PLACE : Knox REASON FOR BEING LATE: KIA SOMETHING YOU SHOUT OUT: KILL THE PRESIDENT CELEBRITY NAME: Keifer Sutherland MOVIE OR TV SHOW: Knocked up ANIMAL: Koala bear
No google whatsoever Keith Campbell"Horse Pop! P:"Lazy
- 11 years, 10 months, 9 days ago