Unknown"King Ding-a-Ling"Playful
- 16 years, 5 months, 1 day ago
come on ladies..this song goes out to all you!!! Unknown"King Ding-a-Ling"Playful
- 16 years, 5 months, 5 days ago
Unknown"King Ding-a-Ling"Playful
- 16 years, 7 months, 12 days ago
***COURTESY OF UNINE MARAIS'S PROFILE***
You are on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you fart, you time it with the music.
When you go down the bus, towards the door, everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realize. . . . .
That you have your MP3 player on your ears! Unknown"King Ding-a-Ling"Playful
- 16 years, 9 months, 12 days ago
Compliments of Ashley Moores Page -
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you - I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay? Doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!" Unknown"King Ding-a-Ling"Playful
- 16 years, 10 months, 9 days ago
