hey there folks...just some funnies for you to read...hope you get a laugh out of them..i sure did...lol mwahhh...\

humpty dumpty sat on his bed,
little bo peep was giving him head,
as he came she started to weep,
she could tell by the taste,
he'd been shagging her sheep..

little miss muffet sat on a
tuffet,
her clothes all tatteredand
torn,
it wasn't the spider that
crept up beside her,
twas little boy blue with a
horn.

simple simon met a pieman
going to the fair
said simple simon to the
pieman
"what have you got there"
said the pieman unto simon
pies you dickhead

mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon


Bob J "Hound Dog" Sparkling - 15 years, 8 months, 9 days ago

Four Guys go fishing...

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
conversation took place:

First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint
every room in the house next weekend.'

Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I
would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy
has not said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about
what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the
deal?'

Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,
I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:

'Fishing or Sex?' and she said: 'Wear sun-block.'

Bob J "Hound Dog" Sparkling - 16 years, 1 month, 13 days ago

I belong to a few herds..they are great because after awhile you get to know some of the people in them because you have to communicate..It has been a great place for me..but i am in one herd called 15 Coach House..mostly all the people in there work hard to get each other points ..but there is one person...ASH...he has not been playing fair..he is in the herd almost always when I am in there..and his thumb total has not increased..yet he gets to double post cause he is an administrator..well i have taken a stance and passed by his posts till i see him thumbing me..am I wrong???? if you have an opinion please let me know..he is no where near the other admins..in the amount of my thumbs...not even close..
Bob J "Hound Dog" Sparkling - 16 years, 3 months, 20 days ago

well its back from running camp..good week..nice weather..lots of mileage...now it is back to the grind...he are the counselors dressing up for the last night..they called themselves the XC camp hoes
Bob J "Hound Dog" Sparkling - 16 years, 4 months, 3 days ago

going away for a week starting tomorrow..i will miss you all but will return on Friday..Hope my pets here at home will be OK....what do you think?? dont call the ASPCA on me!!!
Bob J "Hound Dog" Sparkling - 16 years, 4 months, 11 days ago