once, an old wise man said,
"do you know whats the best gifts God gave to you?"
there are:
1. you wake up and still able to see the world
2. you still breathing, you can see, you can feel, you can walk
3. you can laugh, smile, sad, shout
4. and as a bonus...
God also sent you a best friend

and it is you Pang, always you :) thanks for being such a best buddy for me



Unknown "｡My Bitch｡" Trusting - 16 years, 7 months, 1 day ago

A little guy is sat at the bar when all of a sudden a thug smacks him in the face and says "Thats KUNG FU from CHINA!". A while later, the thug smacks him again and says "Thats KARATE from JAPAN!". The little guy gets up and leaves the bar. A short time later he returns to the bar, and smacks the thug really hard, knocking him out cold. He says to the barman "When that cunt wakes up tell him that was a f**kin SHOVEL from HOME DEPOT!"
Unknown "｡My Bitch｡" Trusting - 16 years, 9 months, 9 days ago

new tales...new jokes... :)) enjoy...
Unknown "｡My Bitch｡" Trusting - 16 years, 9 months, 13 days ago

A teacher asks her class, * If there are 5
birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them,
how many will be left?" She
calls on little Johnny.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with
the first gun shot." The teacher replies, "The
correct answer is 4, but I
likeyour thinking."

Then little Johnny says * I have a question for
YOU.
There are Three women sitting on a bench having
ice cream: One is
delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream. The second
is gobbling down the
top and sucking the cone.The third is biting
off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied,
*Well, I suppose the one that*s gobbled down the top
and sucked the cone." To
which Little Johnny replied, *The correct
answer is *the one with the wedding ring on*, but
I like your thinking.*


Unknown "｡My Bitch｡" Trusting - 16 years, 9 months, 13 days ago

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes allusions… and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!"

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him.

When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner… thank you for all you give us…!!!"

A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness…"

Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others.

She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn’t know you were so religious."

The boy replies :"I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!"


Unknown "｡My Bitch｡" Trusting - 16 years, 9 months, 13 days ago