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Larry
" Cutsie's"



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Larry , 56/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:4:07 PM
Join date:10 years, 9 months, 23 days ago
Location: Bowmanville, Ontario Canada

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♥ Love you Andi xoxo ....Not For Sale♥


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Thankyou Andrea,my sexy Sweetheart, for the awesome background. xoxoxoxoxoxo

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Larry " Cutsie's" Belong with Andi xoxo - 9 years, 10 months, 15 days ago
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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie ,out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says, 'Pierre, kiss me!' Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

'What are you doing, Pierre ?' says the startled Marie.

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!'She smiles and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up a little and Marie says 'Pierre, kiss me lower. Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. 'Pierre! What are you doing now?' asks the bewildered Marie.

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine! 'She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude: and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, 'Pierre, kiss me much lower! 'Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap.

He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, 'PIERRE , WHAT THE F#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?

'Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!'


Larry
Larry " Cutsie's" Belong with Andi xoxo - 9 years, 10 months, 27 days ago
Larry
No matter what situations life throws at you...
no matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem...

Remember, there is a light at the end of the tunnel!

Larry
Larry " Cutsie's" Belong with Andi xoxo - 9 years, 11 months, 22 days ago
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Subject: Thank You Letter

This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you.

This story is a credit to all humankind.

Dear Lions Bay School ,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the West Vancouver Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone and I want to thank you for the kindness shown
to a forgotten old lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.
The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to fuck off.

Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Edna

Larry
Larry " Cutsie's" Belong with Andi xoxo - 10 years, 3 days ago
Larry
The Wisdom of a Married Man

A married older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.'



Larry " Cutsie's" Belong with Andi xoxo - 10 years, 3 days ago
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