CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon..........
You got Nice house'

Eddie Zanbaka "Passion's Fire" Inspired - 14 years, 4 months, 1 day ago

Dear God, this year please send some clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer.
Eddie Zanbaka "Passion's Fire" Inspired - 14 years, 5 months, 23 days ago

Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

Eddie Zanbaka "Passion's Fire" Inspired - 14 years, 7 months, 10 days ago

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

Eddie Zanbaka "Passion's Fire" Inspired - 14 years, 7 months, 10 days ago

Words with two Meanings


1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you

Eddie Zanbaka "Passion's Fire" Inspired - 14 years, 7 months, 11 days ago