I don't mind coming to work, But that eight hour wait to go home is the "killer!!!! " Christelle Foster"•♥Humbug!!"Sparkling
- 17 years ago
80 yr man: My 28 yr wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor? Doctor: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG... The lion drops dead! Old man: That's impossible; someone else must have shot the lion. Doctor: EXACTLY
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!! Christelle Foster"•♥Humbug!!"Sparkling
- 17 years, 14 days ago
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. Christelle Foster"•♥Humbug!!"Sparkling
- 17 years, 18 days ago
A true test of someone's character, is how they react to the word "NO" Christelle Foster"•♥Humbug!!"Sparkling
- 17 years, 28 days ago
Hey Christelle, Loved your tale a strong women, what a beautiful poem! I have also learnt with the years that people who judge others are usually hiding from there own insecurities ........ kwite sad actually, especially as you watch it unfold befor you and know whats going on ...... Your simple Hi did make me smile Anyway all thumbed up and have a Ausom day!
