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I don't mind coming to work, But that eight hour wait to go home is the "killer!!!! "
Christelle Foster "•♥Humbug!!" Sparkling
- 16 years, 3 months, 9 days ago
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80 yr man: My 28 yr wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor? Doctor: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG... The lion drops dead! Old man: That's impossible; someone else must have shot the lion. Doctor: EXACTLY
Christelle Foster "•♥Humbug!!" Sparkling
- 16 years, 3 months, 13 days ago
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!!
Christelle Foster "•♥Humbug!!" Sparkling
- 16 years, 3 months, 23 days ago
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In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Christelle Foster "•♥Humbug!!" Sparkling
- 16 years, 3 months, 27 days ago
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A true test of someone's character, is how they react to the word "NO"
Christelle Foster "•♥Humbug!!" Sparkling
- 16 years, 4 months, 7 days ago
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