While you're here hopefully thumbing my tales, why don't you go and take a look at my cleverly named herd? And since you're there, you can thumb those too, i'll return the favor of course. :]
Unknown "Jake" Sparkling - 17 years, 10 months, 17 days ago

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Unknown "Jake" Sparkling - 17 years, 10 months, 20 days ago

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
Unknown "Jake" Sparkling - 17 years, 10 months, 20 days ago

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Unknown "Jake" Sparkling - 17 years, 10 months, 20 days ago

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Unknown "Jake" Sparkling - 17 years, 10 months, 20 days ago