From the Profile Pages of Ness Jones...

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of it and the next 3 sentences on your tales along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

"Diary" by Chuck Palahniuk

"When Misty shuts her eyes, she'd swear her head is glowing hot inside. Her neck is one cast-iron muscle cramp. Sweat sticks together the folds of her neck skin. Her shoulders are bound, pulled up tight around her ears."

(Oddly, that kinda sounds like the way my neck actually feels at the moment.)



Unknown "Sexy Kexy" Loving - 15 years, 11 months, 21 days ago

I really don't like it when people don't read my profile and see that I am happy with my owner, Prof. Nefarious yet still buy me anyway. Stealing other people's pet isn't cool if the pet is happy with their owner.
Unknown "Sexy Kexy" Loving - 16 years, 13 days ago

I just got back from visiting my friend and seeing his new baby. Babies are so cute!! And now I have that new baby smell on me. I think Christian is the happiest baby I have ever met.
Unknown "Sexy Kexy" Loving - 16 years, 24 days ago

I just found out one of my friends is running off to Costa Rica next month to get married. I wish I could go :'(
Unknown "Sexy Kexy" Loving - 16 years, 1 month, 2 days ago

If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Cuss me out
4) Push me off the bed
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) Do me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops

What would you do?

Unknown "Sexy Kexy" Loving - 16 years, 1 month, 29 days ago