SO WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

1. Smarties, Crispy Crunch and Coffee Crisp

2. The size of our football fields and one less down

3. Baseball is Canadian

4. Lacrosse is Canadian

5. Hockey is Canadian

6. Basketball is Canadian

7. Apple pie is Canadian

8. Tim Horton's kicks Kripy Kreme's butt

9. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians puched the Americans back...past their "White House". Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...GO FIGURE...

10. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere, EVER.

11. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

12. The only person who was arrested in our civil ear was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

13. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

14. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

15. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

16. We don't marry our kin-folk.

17. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios.

18. We all have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

19. A Canadian invented Superman.

20. We have coloured money.

21. Our beer advertisements kick ass!!

AND MOST IMPORTANT...

22. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on!!!!!!!

I AM CANADIAN AND PROUD OF IT!!!

Unknown "D M" Adored - 16 years, 1 month, 15 days ago

Not really a tale. Some great words to think about...

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself use your head, to handle others use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you once it is his fault, if he betrays you twice it is your fault. Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, simple minds discuss people. He who loses money loses much, he who loses a friend loses much more, he who loses faith loses all. Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of others, you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. Friends you and me... You brought another friend... And then there were three... We started our group... Our circle of friends... And like that circle there is no beginning or end... Yesterday is history... Tomorrow is a mystery... Today is a gift, thats why they call it the present!

By Unknown...
Unknown "D M" Adored - 16 years, 1 month, 16 days ago

... You know you live in 2008 when ....





1. You go to a party, sit down and take pics and put them on facebook












2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.












3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/facebook/Bebo/MySpace.












4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.












6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.











7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.












8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.











9. You were too busy to notice number five.













10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.












11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.












12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

Unknown "D M" Adored - 16 years, 2 months, 6 days ago

1 chance.
1 honest answer.
Thats all you get.
You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX)
Any question, anything, no matter how crazy it is.
No catch.
Just between me and you.
No one else will ever know.
But I dare you to repost this.
And see what people ask you
Unknown "D M" Adored - 16 years, 4 months, 18 days ago

Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?
Unknown "D M" Adored - 16 years, 4 months, 23 days ago