I'm a bit mad. Not like a wet hen; more like a hatter. If your mother wouldn't approve of it, I've probably done it. I think cats are the highest form of evolution. I am 36 years old and happily married to a Scotsman who refuses to wear a kilt, and in my free time I write poetry, cook, and develop my telepathic abilities. I used to dance naked, but recently retired due to the weather in Scotland.