PREGNANT TURKEY STORY

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the

traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to

play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the

store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,

removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the

turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in

the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out

of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving

spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,

you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,

my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her

that turkeys lay eggs!





Unknown "Bubbles" Sparkling - 16 years, 3 months, 8 days ago