Testicle Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there a t his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
Brian B "my LA bt" Wicked - 12 years, 10 months ago

What is it about feeling sexy or knowing someone else finds you sexy that has so much appeal?
Brian B "my LA bt" Wicked - 13 years, 7 months, 19 days ago

I'm thinking of making a passionate/sexy/sex/steamy hot playlist. If you have any suggestions, please let me know.
I'm probably going to take a few from my existing playlist (in my store) and work from there. If you think any of these don't fit the vibe let me know and if you've never heard any of them the playlist is only a small scroll away. ;)

So far I've decided to keep:
3: Puscifer - Rev. 22:20
6: Justin Timerberlake - Chop Me Up
34: Ginuwine - Pony
89: NIN - Closer
98: Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana
99: Lil' Jon ft Usher and Ludacris - Lovers and Friends
120: Az Yet - Last Night
124: 504 Boys - I Can Tell
135: N.E.R.D. - Lap Dance
139: Lil' Kim - How Many Licks
140: Ludacris - Splash Waterfalls
170: 50 Cent - Ayo Technology
171: Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend

Bonus: Foo Fighter - Darling Nikki (Prince cover)
Marilyn Mason - Sweet Dreams

There were a few sexually humorous songs that I'm debating as well:

19: Chris Rock - No Sex
48: rodney Carrington - Dear Penis
49: Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch (the mammal song)
94: Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls
137: TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex than Me
184: Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

Brian B "my LA bt" Wicked - 14 years, 2 months, 11 days ago

Well, I'm back... let's see how well I do this time
Brian B "my LA bt" Wicked - 14 years, 4 months ago

So I don't know if anyone noticed my absence from HP for a few weeks or not, but I had somethings happen family wise n so I was indisposed. I hope you all didn't miss me too much, but I'll try to make up for it by being on lots more next week.
Brian B "my LA bt" Wicked - 14 years, 6 months, 20 days ago