Hannah: I would much rather them say "can i touch your boob" than "can i touch your breast" cuz it sounds like they're gonna eat me.
Alicia: No, it's bresticles
Alex: No, it's CHESTICLES!
Ms. Peters: WHAT about testicles?
Meredith: [describes random blood condition only guys in her family can get]
Ms. Peters: Why don't you do everyone a favor and just not reproduce? [cracks up] Hahahahahahahaha I made a joke!
Everyone: [stares blankly]
Ms. Peters: [stops] You know I'm joking, right, Meredith?
Everyone: [laughs asses off]
Ms. Peters: Juno! That's a great movie! I cried after I saw it, and then I was like... whoa... I was supposed to get my period a long time ago... which is probably too much information for you guys, and then the day after I found out I was prego.
Ms. Peters spent 15 minutes looking for her keys in her room... and Andrea found them within 30 seconds of starting to look.
Running joke between Alex and Andrea... we're going to paint Ms. Peters' stomach like a beach ball and turn her bastard child gay.
Ms. Peters: We can't do pwn the purgolders because they think it sounds sexual.
Hannah: How is it sexual?
Ms. Peters: I don't know, I guess it's like we're saying 'poon the purgolders'
Hannah: I don't get it. What does 'poon' mean?
Ms. Peters: Poon is a slang term for... well... um... a vagina.
Everybody: [cracks up]
Ms. Peters:[after the bell rings] thank GOD no announcement about letting kids in late.
Speaker: Attention teachers. Please allow students into your class late.
Ms. Peters: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alex: So what do you think about all this Brett Favre insanity?
Ms. Peters: He is NOT number one on my list right now.
Alex: Really? Is he number 4?
Ms. Peters: [sticks her toungue out]
Ms. Peters: My keys... have you seen them? They jingle and have a big pink carebear on them?
Ms. Peters: You do too look like you. You look like your mom, too.
Alex: Yay! I do NOT look like my dad.
Ms. Peters: Yes, you do!
Alex: No I don't! He has a unibrow. Well, actually, he doesn't, but... MEH.
Lauren: We should have rented an elephant!
Alex: Where the fuck would we put an ELEPHANT?
Ms. Peters: [walks by] freak. FREAK.
Andrea: She was griding on a gay guy!
Alex: It's okay, he's gay!
Ms. Peters: I don't know about that, but I guess it's better than *other* things.
Ms. Peters: It's like contractions, it comes every 3-5 minutes.
Andrea: WHAT?
Ms. Peters: The noise.
Andrea: What IS that noise?
Ms. Peters: It's the little men next door. They get on their bikes when they're pissed off.
Michelle: My mom wants me to switch schools.
Ms. Peters: Why?
Alex: Too much violence.
Michelle: And something else.
Alex: What?
Michelle: I don't know if I can say it in front of Ms. Peters. It's a three letter word.
Alex: Gay?
Michelle: No. It starts with an 's'.
Random Teacher: Sex?
Michelle: Yeah!
Alex: I'm pretty sure you can say 'sex' in front of Ms. Peters.
Ms. Peters: I know what it is. I'm pregnant, remember?
Ms. Peters: Really?
Andrea: Yeah! He's hot!
Ms. Peters: Ew.
Alex: Brett Favre? Really?
Ms. Peters: Yeah.
Alex: Ew.
Ms. Peters: I don't care. He's pretty. And a jerk.
Ms. Peters: Oh, crapbags.
Andrea: I thought you could smoke at 16.
Alex: No, you can't.
[15 minutes later]
Andrea: It's my half birthday! In 6 months, I'll donate blood.
Ms. Peters: And have a smoke afterwards, right?
Andrea: Let's name Ms. Peters' fetus!
Alex: NADER!
Andrea: CHEAH! NADER!
We were walking in the hallway after school, rapping "baby got back" and Ms. Peters looked at us like 'what the fuck are you doing'. So we started dancing like idiots.
Ms. Peters: That was very, very cool! It almost made me cry (if I wasn't eating lunch, I would have). We definitely need to show this at our next meeting. Thanks for doing this! *wipes tears with sandwich*
Andrea: What are you gonna name your baby?
Alex: NADER!
Ms. Peters: NO. Baby Peters Fargen.
Alex: That name sucks.
Alex "my little emo" Tired
- 16 years, 2 months, 13 days ago