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I am the Scourge of Carpathia
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Emperor of the Known Universe
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Emperor's tales
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Owner seems to be done here... Owning thyself is lame... Begin.
Emperor of the Known Universe I am the Scourge of Carpathia
- 13 years, 5 months ago
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Need to update... lost weight, kinda, belly weight mostly. Hair is shorter, no beard anymore... Okay, okay, I'll post new pics.
Emperor of the Known Universe I am the Scourge of Carpathia
- 13 years, 5 months, 2 days ago
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I'll be taking an HP break this week. I'm going North to the Winery to do my yearly one week offline. Also, I'll redo my membership so I can continue receiving porn. ;) K
Emperor of the Known Universe I am the Scourge of Carpathia
- 14 years, 7 months, 18 days ago
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I passed my insurance exam! I can now sell you anything, even Alien Abduction Insurance. Thank you all for your thoughts, well-wishes, prayers, and HP Porn items. They all helped. For those on the Zombie Apocalypse Protection List, nothing has changed. You know who you are. You know what to do...
Emperor of the Known Universe I am the Scourge of Carpathia
- 14 years, 7 months, 28 days ago
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Vague References
Mom fed me a strong diet of scifi and fantasy. Dad feared I'd turn gay (just ask my owner), he gave me "The Eagle has landed" and took me to "The Shining". Thus, History, real or imagined. Well, that's bullshit. All history is imagined. Then, I had this Calc teacher at Scranton, Dr. Masood Otarod. He wrote from right to left, and used Farsi/Arabic symbols instead of f(x), =, +, etc. etc. He could solve multivariable differential equations in his head. The remainder is Dr. Faustino and Fr. Linehan's fault. No wonder I only lasted 3 semesters. So I went away for a few years, and did this thing... I got back, to Oklahoma. Dr. Kantowski mostly. Some Skubic, but after the SSC was canceled, I bailed.
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