Poems
Unknown "Cherry Bebe" Intrigued - 16 years, 1 month, 19 days ago

Gonna Be A Bear

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.

When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!


Unknown "Cherry Bebe" Intrigued - 16 years, 1 month, 22 days ago

ღღ Have a Beautiful, Wonderful Week & More ღღ
~ Thinking of You ღ ~

Unknown "Cherry Bebe" Intrigued - 16 years, 2 months, 3 days ago

Meet my pet frog ~ MON CHERI <3
Feel free to feed Mon Cheri ~ Mon Cheri thanks you ~ *wink*


Unknown "Cherry Bebe" Intrigued - 16 years, 2 months, 9 days ago

SINGING THE WEEKDAYS BLUES

My 10 “To-Dos” to get through the day

1. Carry two staplers around as weapon and threaten to staple anyone who disagrees with me
2. Note to self: Borrow the extra stapler from a pessimist – he/she won’t expect it back.
3. Insist that my email address be Xena_Goddess_of _Warrior@mycompany.com
4. Encourage my colleagues to join me in a little synchronised chair-dancing
5. Put my wastebasket on my desk and label it “Important Papers”
6. Ponders seriously on an email message received last week. And it reads: “A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion”
7. NOT be punctual for my meeting ~ the trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it
8. Be kind to my fellow colleagues. If I can't be kind, I’ll at least have the decency to be vague.
9. In the memo fields of all my reports, write “Over Worked, Underpaid”
10. For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and snorkel in my company fish tank

~ Happy Monday Everyone ~

Unknown "Cherry Bebe" Intrigued - 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago