Here come the lizards!


Captain Spaulding - 15 years, 9 months, 5 days ago

http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2008/01/17/12-reasons-why-a-geek-will-steal-your-girlfriend-in-2008/
Captain Spaulding - 15 years, 9 months, 17 days ago

hmmmmm seems I like Pip's things.....

Using ONLY SONG TITLES from ONE artist, cleverly answer these questions:

[ADDITIONAL RULE: You cannot use the same artist I did, or duplicate song titles even if they were performed by another artist.]

NOTE: Feel free to look on Google (Wikipedia, too) for a complete list of songs.

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From the songs of The Dead Milkmen

1. Are you a male or female: Gods Kid Brother

2. Describe yourself: I Walk The Thinnest Line

3. How do you feel about yourself?: Take Me to the Specialist

4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Bad Party/Dollar Signs in her Eyes (two songs, but It's my tale, I can do that)

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: All Around the World

6. Describe your current location: Swampland of Desire

7. Describe where you want to be: Sri Lanka Sex Hotel

8. Your best friend: Big Time Operator

9. Your favourite colour is: The Blues Song

10. You know that: Life is Shit

11. Whats the weather like? Beige Sunshine

12. If your life was a television show what would it be called? I'm Going to Purgatory

13. What is life to you? Instant Club Hit

14. What is the best advice you have to give? If You Love Somebody, Set Them on Fire

15. If you could change your name what would it be? Peter Bazooka

Your Turn!

Captain Spaulding - 15 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

44 things you could probably do without knowing about me. (stolen from Pip)


1. Do you like blue cheese? nah

2. Have you ever smoked? yes

3. Do you own a gun? yes

4. What was your favorite cordial flavor? most flowers i know are gracious and nice

5. Do you get nervous before Doctor appointments? I dont go to the doctor.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? I actually love em

7. Favorite Christmas movie? a christmas story

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? monsters... two or three... or just one BFC

9. Do you do push-ups? i could..... but dont....

10.What's your favorite piece of jewelry? got a three faced devil ring

11. Favorite hobby? dont have time for a hobby

12. Do you have A.D.D? Nope.

13. What's the one thing you hate about yourself? my lack of time

14. Middle name? Philip

15.Name three thoughts at this exact moment? thoughts?

16.Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Water, monster, jack and coke

17. Current worry? that I wont get my passport.

18. Current hate right now? coughing

19. Favorite place to be? wherever I am

20.How do you ring in the new year? I bought a bottle of Jack, got drunk and went to sleep.

21.Where would you like to go? The UK

22.Name three people who will complete this? Ummm the guy that wrote it, his best friend, and the young lady I stole it from.

23.Do you own slippers? My daughter bought me Homer Simpson Slippers for Christmas.... but you have to stick your foot in his mouth which creeps me out a little bit

24. What colour shirt are you wearing right now? Red, white, and blue.....

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Sleep? whats that?

26. Can you whistle? Yes

27. Favorite Color ? Black

28. Would you be a pirate? Arrrggghh.

29.What songs do you sing in the shower? mostly I abuse myself in the shower

30.Favorite girls name? Calamity

31. Favorite boys name? Malice

32.What's in your pocket right now? There's a hole in my pocket so I have something to play with in my spare time.

33. Last thing that made you laugh? IM from a friend

34. Best bed sheets as a child? Snoopy

35.Worst injury you have ever had? Broke my leg

36. Do you love where you live? No. Its too small and too far away from friends

37. How many TV's do you have in your house? One, which is why I know all the disney shows and no adult shows

38. Who is your loudest friend? Mike

39. How many dogs do you have? just one....

40. Does someone have a crush on you? I don't know why they would.

41.What book are you reading at the moment? rereading On A Pale Horse by Piers Anthony

42.What's your favorite candy? Well the stripper at Syn spells it Kandy

43.What's your favorite sports team? Penn State Nittany Lions

44.What song do you want played at your funeral? gone baby gone
Captain Spaulding - 15 years, 10 months, 15 days ago

ok so this is the original.... and I like it better.. and different...


Captain Spaulding - 15 years, 10 months, 16 days ago