Humans are like the scorpion who has just stung the frog from whom he's hitchhiked a ride across the river -- even though it means certain death for them both. When the frog says "Why? You promised.... and now we are both going to die!".

The scorpion just says "I can't help it, it's in my nature".


Willy J H Wild - 15 years, 9 months, 29 days ago

What do your eyes say about you?

Eyes of Passion Fiery, thats what you are. You have passion in your soul. You are the person that will defend those that you love with your very life, and to the death. You are not a person to piss off. If ever one you loved was in danger you would be the first to offer to take their place, and without a second�s hesitation.

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Revolver Magazine March 2009 Issue "The Ultimate Fighting Issue"

Brandon Geist - Editors Note

"Everything louder than everything else"

Although I've pretty much always fallen on the nerdy, un-sporty side of freak -vs.-jock hostilities, there's one athletic activity for which I've had a real propensity since I was a kid: martial arts. I trained in Kempo and Taekwondo for years, eventually earning my Black Belt in the latter. And while I learned to break boards with bare hands and execute flying, spinning reverse-crescent kicks, among other flashy if generally useless skills, by far the most valuable thing I gained was discipline -- and maybe most important, the discipline to avoid and actual fight unless it becomes absolutely necessary. As Tool`s Maynard James Keenan, a practitioner of Brazilian Jui-Jitsu, says on page 46, ``A true martial artist doesnt have to lift a hand``
It`s a lesson that more than a few assholes at pretty much every metal fest I`ve ever attended could stand to learn. There always seem to be some jacked-up meatheads looking to pick a fight, for whom the moshpit is just an excuse to try and beat someone up, usually someone smaller. Well, for the record, these mongoloids aren`t metalheads; they`re fucking bullies, which are the very opposite of what metal is all about. This is the music of outcasts and outsiders, a scene where we go to find an extended family and to have fun through high-volume, body-slamming catharsis. The moshpit may get violent but as any good headbanger knows, its also a place where you have each otherès back, where you pick up anyone who goes down. In that sense, the pit isnt all that different from the UFC Octagon: What goes on there isnt supposed to be malicious or permanently damaging, either-- a fighter can battle his best friend in the ring, and theyèll still be best friends afterwards.
So look out for your metal brothers and sisters, and keep shit safe and fun. But if one of those fucktard bullies ever messes with you, and try as you might, physical combat becomes unavoidable, it wouldnt be a bad thing to have some self-defense training under your belt. Just lay off the flying, spinning reverse crescent kicks.

Brandon Geist
Executive Editor Revolver Magazine





Willy J H Wild - 15 years, 10 months ago

What's Your Best Quality? Your Result: Personality   Your best quality is your personality! People like you because you are an all around good person. You have good manners and values. You also like to express your personal style and interests.
Out-Going
Loving
Intelligence
Ambitious
Sense of Humor
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Willy J H Wild - 15 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

What's your inner animal spirit? Your Result: Tiger   You are a brave fighter. But you'd prefer to have the upper hand in a fight... Sneak attacks are your strong suit! You can also be a strong lover, someone who (much like a tiger) will stay loyal to your "mate". Grrrr-eat job on the quiz!
Lion
Bear
Mouse
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Willy J H Wild - 15 years, 10 months, 3 days ago