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Gonzo Jeff
Gonzo Jeff owns this human at 50 points.
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Gonzo Jeff
Gonzo Jeff
"גונזו"



Name:
Gonzo Jeff, 55/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:7:32 AM
Join date:15 years, 11 months, 29 days ago
Location: Geilenkirchen Germany

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. "
About me:
Known to his many friends as Jeff, or Gonzo, or even Sweet T, Jeff has a long history of traveling the globe in search of adventure, protecting the innocent, cuddling up with the not-so-innocent, dancing in inappropriate locations, entertaining the easily amused, and generally stirring up trouble. But, as a pet, he's absolute rubbish. Don't buy him. Seriously, he doesn't even have claws, or a beak, or a prehensile tail or anything.
About you:
Exciting, vivacious people who love to dance on the edge, live life, and occasionally break the rules.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Gonzo's Drinking Songs
Herds: Strider's Retreat, THE DAMNED, Safe postcard senders, whiskey a go go, ღAuction Junkiesღ
Inspired
Kay
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"The Zombie Queen"
20000 pts

Unknown
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"On Vacation"
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Gonzo Jeff
Gonzo Jeff
"גונזו"
50 pts
Gonzo's tales
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Gonzo Jeff
I'm off to see the Wizard,
The wonderful Wizard of Oz!
For I'm directing a play in his name,
If ever a play there was.
If ever oh ever a play there was,
Then I'm directing it now because,
Because, because, because, because, because...
Because of the wonderful things I does.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la!!!
Gonzo Jeff "גונזו" Lazy - 15 years, 3 months, 15 days ago
Gonzo Jeff
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades. :-)
Come check out my new shop full of Barack Obama goodies!
Gonzo Jeff "גונזו" Lazy - 15 years, 4 months ago
Gonzo Jeff
Last night I partied, cheered, and celebrated with many wonderful people at the Democrats Abroad election-night gathering in Cologne, Germany. It was an awesome event, topped-off by Obama's huge win. The cheer that went up in that room when CNN declared Obama the winner could probably be heard back in the USA.
Gonzo Jeff "גונזו" Lazy - 15 years, 4 months, 3 days ago
Gonzo Jeff
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to me.
So...now I'm 40. Hooray!!!

(Check my new profile pic and tell me if you think I look any different.)
Gonzo Jeff "גונזו" Lazy - 15 years, 4 months, 6 days ago
Gonzo Jeff
Honey, I'm home.

Italy, Greece, Turkey, and Croatia were great, but nothing could beat the cruise ship's evening entertainment. One night, we had Dancing Gauchos with fricken' laser beams!
Gonzo Jeff "גונזו" Lazy - 15 years, 4 months, 12 days ago
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Blood Lust
Well, it's pretty obvious you've not been on in a while... I was trying to remember your user name to find you and it hit me today lol. If you ever come back... hiiiiiii :D
Oh! you're here?! You have been given Oh! you're here?!.
Crafted by the girl with butterfly tattoos
Blood Lust anguished - 13 years, 4 months, 29 days ago
Bekah
Boo!
.be here when i open my eyes. You have been given .be here when i open my eyes..
Crafted by Morrigan
Bekah "Miss her so" Cheeky - 13 years, 10 months, 27 days ago
Missy Snapdragon IV
ha ha saw your party pics on fb loved the baby XD
Hope you had a good day today x x
                    You have been given .
Crafted by Belial
Missy Snapdragon IV "Faerie Bloo" ✿ ✿ - 14 years, 4 months, 6 days ago
Susie Kickaholeinthesky
Happy Birthday Jeff! Hope you see this!
You have been given Happy Birthday (Dethday) 02:49.
Susie Kickaholeinthesky "Susie boozie" Rabid - 14 years, 4 months, 6 days ago
Bekah

Oh yea, Doin the Happy Dance You have been given Oh yea, Doin the Happy Dance.
Crafted by Lady Chandra
Bekah "Miss her so" Cheeky - 14 years, 4 months, 22 days ago
Susie Kickaholeinthesky
Hey Jeff...just wondering how you are? Guess you haven't been here in a while. Hope all is well!
Susie Kickaholeinthesky "Susie boozie" Rabid - 14 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
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