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http://humanpets.com/gonzo
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Lazy
"גונזו"
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Gonzo Jeff, 56/Male
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| Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
| Local time: | 8:13 PM |
| Join date: | 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago |
| Location: | Geilenkirchen Germany
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| "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. " |
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About me:
Known to his many friends as Jeff, or Gonzo, or even Sweet T, Jeff has a long history of traveling the globe in search of adventure, protecting the innocent, cuddling up with the not-so-innocent, dancing in inappropriate locations, entertaining the easily amused, and generally stirring up trouble. But, as a pet, he's absolute rubbish. Don't buy him. Seriously, he doesn't even have claws, or a beak, or a prehensile tail or anything.
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About you:
Exciting, vivacious people who love to dance on the edge, live life, and occasionally break the rules.
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| Looking for: | Friendship |
| Orientation: | Straight
| | Herds (lead): | Gonzo's Drinking Songs | | Herds: | Strider's Retreat, THE DAMNED, Safe postcard senders, whiskey a go go, ღAuction Junkiesღ |
Inspired
Kay
"The Zombie Queen"
20000 pts
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Gonzo's tales
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I'm off to see the Wizard, The wonderful Wizard of Oz! For I'm directing a play in his name, If ever a play there was. If ever oh ever a play there was, Then I'm directing it now because, Because, because, because, because, because... Because of the wonderful things I does. La-la-la-la-la-la-la!!!
Gonzo Jeff "גונזו" Lazy
- 16 years, 1 month, 3 days ago
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The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades. :-) Come check out my new shop full of Barack Obama goodies!
Gonzo Jeff "גונזו" Lazy
- 16 years, 1 month, 18 days ago
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Last night I partied, cheered, and celebrated with many wonderful people at the Democrats Abroad election-night gathering in Cologne, Germany. It was an awesome event, topped-off by Obama's huge win. The cheer that went up in that room when CNN declared Obama the winner could probably be heard back in the USA.
Gonzo Jeff "גונזו" Lazy
- 16 years, 1 month, 20 days ago
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Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. So...now I'm 40. Hooray!!! (Check my new profile pic and tell me if you think I look any different.)
Gonzo Jeff "גונזו" Lazy
- 16 years, 1 month, 23 days ago
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Honey, I'm home. Italy, Greece, Turkey, and Croatia were great, but nothing could beat the cruise ship's evening entertainment. One night, we had Dancing Gauchos with fricken' laser beams!
Gonzo Jeff "גונזו" Lazy
- 16 years, 1 month, 29 days ago
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The Gonzo Emporium
Most recent customers:
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Evasive
Drakkon
"Spectre"
1225000 pts
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