Lets play a little game. - Repost in your tales with your answers......
Yes or No 1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No! 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!
Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? Yes Slept with your HP owners? YES Had crushes on your owners or pets? Yes Dated someone u met on HP? No Met Hp friends in person, looking completely different from their actual pictures? NO Had a one night stand with a HP friend? No Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes Held a snake? YES Ran a red light? yes Been suspended from school? yes Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? no Been fired from a job? YES Sang karaoke? yes Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes Kissed in the rain? Yes Sang in the shower? Yes Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? YES Broken a bone? yes Shaved your head? yes Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No Been in a band? YES Shot a gun? NO Donated Blood? YES Eaten alligator meat? No Eaten cheesecake? Yes Still love someone you shouldn't? YES Think about the future? Yes Believe in love? Yes Osiris Lionel Simon Vallecallazo"sweets"Adored
- 16 years ago
LEO July 24 - August 23 Ruling Planet: THE SUN Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of themselves, it's the centre of our solar system!
Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about them as they secretlyhigh-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show! They like to perform... and they take requests!
"Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty damn good at it, but they need constant praise for their outstanding performance.
FAVE POSITION Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!
BEST SEX TOY A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or perhaps you can use them both together!
LEO MALE IN BED You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You are a good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are sexy and have an aura of sexiness
that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone adore you, so your partner has to make the effort or you will pad off to your next Lioness!!
LEO FEMALE IN BED You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women want to be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command respect. In bed, you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most men. You adore raw sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it. You're a once in a lifetime experience!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to roll onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the top of the ass to the base of the skull.
I'm not talking about tender tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL back scratch, coz if there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch! After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a snakey pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you know Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't let them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time to 'flip your feline' over and get into the good stuff!
From: The Nightmare Before Christmas Performed by: [Jack Skellington]
There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best For my talents are renowned far and wide When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night I excel without ever even trying With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms I have seen grown men give out a shriek With the wave of my hand, and a well-placed moan I have swept the very bravest off their feet
Yet year after year, it's the same routine And I grow so tired of the sound of screams And I, Jack, the Pumpkin King Have grown so tired of the same old thing
Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones An emptiness began to grow There's something out there, far from my home A longing that I've never known
I'm a master of fright, and a demon of light And I'll scare you right out of your pants To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mister Unlucky And I'm known throughout England and France
And since I am dead, I can take off my head To recite Shakespearean quotations No animal nor man can scream like I can With the fury of my recitations
But who here would ever understand That the Pumpkin King with his skeleton grin Would tire of his crown, if they only understood He'd give it all up if he only could
Oh, there's an empty place in my bones That calls out for something unknown The fame and praise come year after year Does nothing for these empty tears
