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Dan Mayer
Dan Mayer
"Omni"



Name:
Dan Mayer, 36/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:9:26 PM
Join date:16 years, 7 months, 7 days ago
Location: Burnt Hills, NY United States

"~~Halfway between the gutter and the stars~~"
About me:
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What can I tell you? I'm a writer, a gamer, a rock and roller, a dreamer, a lover and a hater. I'm all of those things and none of them. I'm something that I don't think we have a word for yet. Until I figure that out, you can just think of me as Dan.
About you:
Someone who's smart and worldly, doesn't take themselves too seriously, and has the missing half of this magic amulet I found in the Philippines.

Looking for:
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Evil Overlords, Spamtasmagoria II, Flame Club
Herds: Intellectual Experimentalists, MENTAL,RANDOM,EVIL AND SCARY, ☆___Ninjas Unite___☆, After Dark, ~MuSiC lOvErS uNiTe~, Sex, Drugs & Rock 'n' Roll!, lyrics 4 lyfe, cleavage lovers, CRazieZ and ODdiTiES, Suicide Girls, HORROR FANS-Blood, Guts and Gore
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Dan Mayer
Just fyi, I started updating my twitter again, so follow me for daily amusing (sometimes) anecdotes.

http://twitter.com/danmayerisgod
Dan Mayer "Omni" Unwell - 13 years, 4 months, 29 days ago
Dan Mayer
Wow, that was fast. I'm single again. :/ Yay?
Dan Mayer "Omni" Unwell - 13 years, 6 months, 1 day ago
Dan Mayer
So here's a new one: some girl I met online likes me and wants to meet at some point. Cool. So, I don't know how this is going to pan out, but generally I'm going to avoid getting too flirty with anyone else for a while.
Dan Mayer "Omni" Unwell - 13 years, 6 months, 19 days ago
Dan Mayer
I wonder sometimes if I subconsciously want to be miserable. A lot of people think they are their own worst enemy, but I've done more to sabotage my own success than anyone can imagine. It's purely because of me that a) I've been single as long as I have, b) I got kicked out of my last school, c) I have made virtually no progress on my webcomic project, and d) I am now at risk of losing ground in my academics again. All of this stems from my apparent inability to just do what I know needs to be done. I don't know if it's depression acting up again or what, but clearly I need a change, because once that downhill slide starts, there's no stopping it. I'm in my last year of school here; the last thing I want now is to flunk a class or two and wind up taking even longer to graduate.

If anybody has a good idea about how to get my engine running again, I'd love to hear it. Because I'm really starting to struggle here.
Dan Mayer "Omni" Unwell - 13 years, 7 months, 15 days ago
Dan Mayer
Hmm... well, I'm back in school. Just one year and I'll be done. Then, who knows what? I don't. In the meantime, I'm trying to take it easy, because I just can't handle stress anymore. Maybe I'm just a wuss. Things don't usually get to me too easily, but once they do, I break down like an '89 Accord.

Also, I'm back on IMVU. Hell if I know why. But I've met some cool people. So, yeah, my name on there is Tycoonius, if you're interested in looking me up.
Dan Mayer "Omni" Unwell - 13 years, 8 months ago
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