Yeah. Im a Ninja.
In my spare time I stalk random people on the streets, make lists, and eat ninja toast.
I occasionally attack people just for the fun of it. You slowly creep up behind them and whisper in their ear, I see you.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.
And thats what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you dont believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! Its an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I cant believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.