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Kneeless
Kneeless owns this human at 3000000 points.
Price:

suave.
kel
"*faps over cesc*"



Name:
kel , 39/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:11 PM
Join date:17 years, 1 month, 26 days ago
Location: Narnia; United States

"apres moi, le deluge."
About me:

likes:

accents
serenity&firefly
writing
arsenal
flowers
herd thumbers!
geeks
the color teal
the person teal
tattoos
being spoiled


dislikes:

cyber whores
drama queens
shallow people
manchester united
being blocked for no reason
broccoli
fake people with fake profiles
pet thieves
insomnia
deadlines
About you:
l'application {process}

witty.
charming.
not a stalker.
clever.
cute.
not looking for cyber.
not living in mother's basement.
sensitive.
rough.
cocky.
supportive.
attentive.
not a perv.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): | Elysian Fields |, Nice Room Herd, Accent Island
Herds: Intellectual Experimentalists, Grammar Geeks, PATRICK belongs to Miko, ~Its Simple Dont Touch My Pets ~, REACH FOR A DREAM FOUNDATION, The Ghetto Herd From Hell, Desperate Measure, Owen's Thumb Farm, ღMiss Maple's Pet Fundღ, HPs Most Wanted, Ash thumbzs, Moon's Place, Florida Herd, Heard about THE herd?, Arsenal, ☆LISSA'S THUMB FETISH☆, [ L.U.V.] ♥ [P.E.T.S], DREWISH, Spamalot, Hard Thumbs, The Vladzi Party, Anti-Boobage Campaign, Hei'z Petting Army, Accent Whores Unite, Reubs is Poor, Stace ♥s You, Thumbs! Not The Middle Finger!, jen's herd, Thumbs for Lilith, Mission: Impossible, Sam's Spam n Chips!, Angel's Cave, Wills Help fund, RAiDEN, Stefan's Thumbs collection, a Teal addiction, Drama Haters
Ferocious
Unknown
Unknown
"Katamari Bomb♥"
1000000 pts
*gone*
Chris Chan
Chris Chan
"van persie"
110 pts
kel's tales
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kel
kel. says:
i might go. :/

Shaun says:
aww
one sex

kel. says:
erm.

Shaun says:
erm
sec

kel. says:
*makes tale*


and on another day ...


Shaun says:
BAH
I HOPE YOUR VAGINA DIES

kel. says:
I HOPE YOUR PENIS FALLS OFF
OH WAIT
YOU'D HAVE TO HAVE ONE FIRST


kel "*faps over cesc*" suave. - 15 years, 5 months, 25 days ago
kel

i'm starting an island with vlad.


kel "*faps over cesc*" suave. - 15 years, 7 months, 18 days ago
kel


confession #412:

i choose random numbers for my confessions.



confession #413:

i haven't been able to sleep without sleeping pills since march 4th.



confession #414:

i feel like shit i covered her up to write this.


kel "*faps over cesc*" suave. - 16 years, 1 month, 3 days ago
kel

so i feel like i should write a tale to mark the day that the human pets addiction application returned to facebook after being shut down by the f.b. gestapo.

porn nazis.

erm. anyway. i'll come up with something witty to add to this later likely.


♥ PATRICK.



kel "*faps over cesc*" suave. - 16 years, 6 months, 22 days ago
kel

i'm doing a little better, though i still really miss you. we had some crazy conversations, you and i. randomness personified. i got a tattoo so that i would never forget you. it's a teal less than three; not your initials or any such shyte, ofc. i loved you, but not that much. :P

i think your current owner was one of your best friends, so don't worry about being owned by one of those perverts we loved to make fun of. everyone misses you here, but i'm sure you're much happier now, basking in your unlimited dock space, snickering at all us emo kids.

in other news, one of my pettsies made me one million points today! o/ i beeeeat you. it seems bittersweet.

i hope you are enjoying the eternal sunshine, ms adrienna teal.

<3

p.s. listen to this song sometime. it reminds me of you a lot.


Seether - Rise Above This


kel "*faps over cesc*" suave. - 16 years, 8 months, 5 days ago
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the gramatically correct market.

everything here is spelled correctly.

you're = you are

your does not equal you are.

ex.

your hot.

your hot what?!

it should be you're hot. you are hot. but not really, because you are likely stupid if you write your in place of you're and unintelligence is such a turn off.


kthxbai.

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