In case anyone actually reads these:

I'm trying to plan a vacation for sometime between July and October. I'm thinking Caribbean, Mexico, or any place with great beaches and preferably some good snorkeling since I'm too lazy to get dive certified. Anyone got suggestions?
Unknown "Land Shark" Adored - 16 years, 8 months, 27 days ago

I like being pet :)

The End
Unknown "Land Shark" Adored - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

The resident dog at my boyfriend's apartment Peed on me yesterday. On my lap to be exact. Also on my cell phone. Rest in peace Motorazr. My new phone is so much nicer, so at least I have a better phone now. I could have done without the urine though.
Unknown "Land Shark" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 6 days ago

I have this feeling of impending doom. My life is just too perfect right now, something bad is going to happen. Or am I just completely crazy?
Unknown "Land Shark" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 11 days ago

The Back Story: My roommate has been taking care of a former resident's snake. It's black and yellow, medium sized, a california something or other. Said snake owner was staying with us on her way to move to Boston. Snake owner takes out snake (named bitch by the way). When Bitch is put back, the cage is not fully closed. Bitch escapes.

This happed about 2 weeks ago. We had given her up for lost or dead.

Last Night: Around 10:30 I hear a scream and my roommates named being called. Then I hear that Bitch has found her way into my second roommate's bed. There are now four people scrambling around trying to 1)catch Bitch 2) make sure Bitch does not get away before being caught. A hamster type cage is procurred from a random drawer. I stay in the kitchen far from Bitch. Rommate 2 ends up grabbing the snake and...hurling it at rommate 1 with the cage. Bitch is not a happy snake. We cannot figure out how to get the snake from the hamster cage to her big cage, so the small one is now open in the big one. Fresh water and food were given to Bitch, then the cage was lovingly taped shut. We really don't want her out again.

She will be replaced with some very nice bookshelves.
Unknown "Land Shark" Adored - 16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago