A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there
for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke,
sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a
professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No.... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Unknown "Foxie!!!" Sparkling
- 16 years, 11 months, 8 days ago
