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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds


his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there


for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde


joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,


husky voice, the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke,


sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you


should know five things:





1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.


2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.


3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a


black belt in karate.


4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a


professional weightlifter.


5. The lady to your right is blonde and a


professional wrestler.





Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that


joke?"





The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,


"No.... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Unknown "Foxie!!!" Sparkling - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago
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So..why did my brother get fired from the spermbank?
He got caught drinking at work....
Unknown "Foxie!!!" Sparkling - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago
Unknown
Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
Unknown "Foxie!!!" Sparkling - 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago
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Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.
Unknown "Foxie!!!" Sparkling - 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.
Unknown "Foxie!!!" Sparkling - 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago
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James Bond
hello nice jokes ;-)
James Bond "♥Expensive♥" Wild - 15 years, 10 months, 2 days ago
Henrik

You have been given Happy New Year Beautiful.
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You have been given I Will Always Protect You.
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Unknown

You have been given strawberries.
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Unknown Calm - 16 years, 19 days ago
Henrik

You have been given Nightwish - Bye Bye Beautiful 04:19.
Henrik "Henrik" Sailing :-) - 16 years, 2 months, 7 days ago
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You have been given Here, have a weird fluffy thing..
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