I was found in a toilet backed-up and overflowing with the neighbourhood's waste products from the last few weeks. Apparently no one could tell what I was at first, and most found it rather disturbing that something my size had somehow, through some unnatural process, made it through the piping and up into a toilet bowl--the very one that had been "chosen" to suffer from fecal matter, urine, blood, semen, vomit, and other such bodily wastes (and not so bodily wastes) from the entire neighbourhood.

I was taken to an animal shelter, cleaned, screamed at out of horror and fear, and dumbed in the nearest dumpster.

I am born. I grow up. Life goes on.


Unknown "Jesus" Rabid - 16 years, 3 months, 16 days ago