"Give me back my hands! Limb thief!"
Sarah B "my wife now" Content - 14 years, 11 months, 14 days ago

"I'm better than Superman. He's just a cunt.... in underpants."
Sarah B "my wife now" Content - 14 years, 11 months, 14 days ago

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
Sarah B "my wife now" Content - 14 years, 11 months, 14 days ago

"Do you like what you see? No? Well, bloody look harder. Strain your eyes!"
Sarah B "my wife now" Content - 14 years, 11 months, 14 days ago

"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
Sarah B "my wife now" Content - 14 years, 11 months, 14 days ago