Now... this is the all new Battenburg Industries Naked Campaign. Not to be confused with the inferior (and defunct) Dr Hubba Naked Campaign. No no, draw no similarities.

Ok, here's the back story - and the text I post to unsuspecting victims ;-) :

Oh, The Naked Campaign started a long while ago when I was in a herd and got a silly dare to try and be naked to as many people as possible on cam (individually) in 60 minutes. All for a giggle and no strings attached. The current record is 8 in 60 minutes, which is pretty good going! I always start fully clothed. It's kinda fun and a little bit bizarre at the same time, but well, anything that's good for a laugh is fine by me! Do say you'll offer your support...and perhaps let anyone else you know who would think it's a giggle know. There are records to be broken after all! Don't worry - YOU don't have to go on cam... it's great when people do, but there's certainly no need :-) :-)

However... I think it's time for a new scoring method. A new start. Femme Fresh; Natural yoghurt and vitamin B are all on order.

1 point: Viewed on camera (bereft of attire) - viewer NOT on cam

1.5 points : Viewed on camera with the other person being on camera too

2 points: The other person on camera ALSO being bereft of attire

Being part of this herd, you are expected to promote the campaign as well as support it. New records need to be set. Now, go forth in the name of all things Battenburg; well apart from the cake, it's far too sweet and there's a discrepancy in the spelling with regard to 'u' or 'e'.

Achem. As you were.