"I am not for sale and dont buy my pets unless you ask first please i love my my owner and all my pets"
About me:
A young looking 43 year old, so I been told. Love meeting and chatting to new people male and female. Shy when i first get to know people and would love to travel more. I am a loyal pet and owner
About you:
Would love to meet quite a few people and have met a few famous previously. In work and pleasure. I would have loved to have met Jim Reeves and my American ancestors as well, so if you time travel let me know lol
Can I wish all my pets, friends and visitors a merry christmas and hope you have a really good day and eat, drink and be merry. I love you all xxxxxxxxxx Mark J"Shaz pet NeverFS"loving all my pets & friends
- 15 years, 4 months ago
This tale is from a friend of mine Linda Sif thank you for letting me use it babe, it made me laugh
Confucius say:
# fool man climb tree to get cherries; wise man spread limbs. # man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. # man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement. # man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead. # man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. # woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary. # man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger.
Confucius say too much.
Mark J"Shaz pet NeverFS"loving all my pets & friends
- 15 years, 8 months, 10 days ago
Mark J"Shaz pet NeverFS"loving all my pets & friends
- 15 years, 8 months, 12 days ago
I got this tale from a friend and asked them if i could copy it and they agreed so thank you for your permission and i still think it is really funny, big thanks go Julz
The Penis Study.......
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft...after 1 year and $180.000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.......
After the US published the study, the French decided to conduct there own study. After $250.000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the women more pleasure during sex...
Australians, unsatisfied with both findings, decided to do there own study, after 2 weeks and the cost of $73.46, and 2 slabs of beer, they concluded it was to keep the mans hand from flying off; and hitting himself in the forehead...
I think my aussie friends will understand it more than i do lmao Mark J"Shaz pet NeverFS"loving all my pets & friends
- 15 years, 8 months, 16 days ago
hi everyone
this is ask all my great friends, my sister has now got her own herd the link is below, please join and give her your thumbs and she will rtf you thanks for everything
http://humanpets.com/herdProfile.php?hid=35968 Mark J"Shaz pet NeverFS"loving all my pets & friends
- 15 years, 9 months, 9 days ago
by grace Hello, how are you doing? i hope fine and all is good to you,am miss grace,Nice to meet u dear i want to be your friend , kindly indicate your interest in me by sending mail me here my private email ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so my photos will send you ok. Thanks and a nice day'''''(grace) ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) hn m
