A videomaking competition I was involved in some years ago. The theme was "$#&$*)", and teams have to come up with a 5min video about the theme.
Presenting "FourPlay". Enjoy!

Unknown "panda's boy!" Uncertain - 16 years, 2 months, 16 days ago

now my fav teacher joke...

You Might Be a Teacher if...
- you have no time for a life the whole year round
- you want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work from 8 to 4 and have your long holidays free!"
- when out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
- you refer to adults as "boys and girls."
- you encourage your spouse by telling them they are a "good helper."
- you've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.
- meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"
- you believe "extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card.
- you know hundred good reasons for being late.
- you don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure.
Unknown "panda's boy!" Uncertain - 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago

[joke] A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."

Unknown "panda's boy!" Uncertain - 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago

[joke] Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"


Unknown "panda's boy!" Uncertain - 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago

[joke] "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."


Unknown "panda's boy!" Uncertain - 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago