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"Supersized Matt"



Name:
Unknown, 39/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:35 PM
Join date:11 years, 4 months, 14 days ago
Location: Scotland United Kingdom

About me:
Beware, Do not buy me without me or my owners permission, I will end up blocking you or worse escaping your EVIL clutches... Im quite happy where I am.

I am 28 years old, 6'8ft tall 209lbs, Brown hair, green eyes. I am a Dutchman living in Scotland, got an 15month old boy. Am a bit of a geek, quite a thinker. I love Rock, Metal even classical the last 2 i like playing in the car depending on my mood. Got killswitch engage in the car just now... not because im am aggressive... I just dont want to doze off behind the wheel.

"♫♥ Dont take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyways. ♫♥"
About you:
I try to treat everyone how I would like to be treated.
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): matt's Herd
Herds: Sex Kittens, Clan of the Tiger, Nerds are Sexy, ~Ink & Steel~, ☆___Ninjas Unite___☆, ANIME LOVERS, GOTH and METAL HEADS, Corsets, Burlesques, and Pinups!, scottish hotties!!!!, We Have Tattoos, Suicide Girls, The Scottish, THE FARM, TheHerdYourOwnerToldYouNotToJoin, Missys Thumbs, Auction Cheats, Love Actually, Suspected Fakes& Mod Harassment
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Unknown "Supersized Matt" Lazy - 10 years, 3 months, 21 days ago
Unknown
Good song from one of my favorite movies, to bad they are wannabe Irish

Ive added a diff clip... same song doh;)


Still a personal favorite, this series is a big hit around here

Unknown "Supersized Matt" Lazy - 10 years, 9 months, 19 days ago
Unknown
More spam. This one probably floats around to test out a few blokes. No way it was written by a bloke, but it's going to try and cause some embarrassment to some of us if we post this up about ourselves in front of others. Reading through it I'd probably be more embarrassed if I wasn't like this, lacked the self confidence to do any of it, or admit I do it, or have done it...

*Please note that the "I guarantee..." bit at the bottom was not written by me. I wouldn't guarantee something so ridiculous. I am willing to bet however that there's more blokes out there who do give a sh!t though as I know quite a few.

------------------------------------------------
"We're a Dying Breed "

'Cause I know you're out there . . .

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...

I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this 'cuz they care more about their image

If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "

If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy...
Unknown "Supersized Matt" Lazy - 10 years, 10 months, 29 days ago
Unknown
Repost in your tales with your answers......

Yes or No
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now,
here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun.
Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your
answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? No
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? no
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? Yes
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes
Broken a bone? No
Shaved your head? No
Blacked out from drinking? No
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? Yes
Shot a gun? Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? Yes
Donated Blood? No
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten elephant meat? Yes
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
Unknown "Supersized Matt" Lazy - 10 years, 11 months, 14 days ago
Unknown
Best Eurovision acts

This one was probably the funniest and cringeville at the same time, dunno why, its silly but these two songs are stuck in my head... fell asleep after the 1st song and woke up 6 hours later... when i saw the re-run i just forwarded till i heard these songs again...


This song is just stuck in my head, cant get it outa my head.... even though that the lyrics are in turkish.... so in my head ...or when i sing it in the car is more like tuuduhduhduuuuh uhmmmuhuhhhh blahblahdyblah
Unknown "Supersized Matt" Lazy - 10 years, 11 months, 28 days ago
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Katie "NFS" Loyal - 10 years, 4 months, 4 days ago
Psy99
What song was it please?
I've popped by to buy a thing or
two as you can see and was thumbing
your visible tales really quickly, wished to
view the vid with the wannabe Irish and
it wouldn't work; it's been taken down.
Now I'm left curious and out of sorts!
So if you'll kindly get back to me, 'n
let me know what the drop is on
the tune I'll be forever in your
debt. ^_~ Thanks much.
You have been given Thank you for shopping!!!.
Crafted by Jeannine Webster
Psy99 "MyneIntoXicati0n" Serene - 10 years, 4 months, 15 days ago
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