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Unknown's tales
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Hhhhmmm so this is what its like to be single :)
Unknown "☆Marcus☆" Inspired
- 15 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
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Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common ? A. You don't look down.
Unknown "☆Marcus☆" Inspired
- 16 years, 1 month, 5 days ago
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Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
Unknown "☆Marcus☆" Inspired
- 16 years, 1 month, 5 days ago
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Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.” The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.” Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon… You got nice house.”
Unknown "☆Marcus☆" Inspired
- 16 years, 1 month, 12 days ago
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Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Unknown "☆Marcus☆" Inspired
- 16 years, 1 month, 17 days ago
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