Hhhhmmm so this is what its like to be single :)
Unknown "☆Marcus☆" Inspired - 15 years, 10 months, 19 days ago

Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common ?
A. You don't look down.
Unknown "☆Marcus☆" Inspired - 16 years, 2 months, 6 days ago

Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.

Unknown "☆Marcus☆" Inspired - 16 years, 2 months, 6 days ago

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”

The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon… You got nice house.”


Unknown "☆Marcus☆" Inspired - 16 years, 2 months, 12 days ago

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?


Unknown "☆Marcus☆" Inspired - 16 years, 2 months, 18 days ago