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FlattenedCake
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Taking over the world
Joe
Joe
"Cake's Joe :p"



Name:
Joe , 53/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:44 PM
Join date:16 years, 5 months, 19 days ago
Location: Pennsylvania United States

"Normal is overrated. Welcome to my random world!"
About me:
Just call me an all-around mostly okay kind of guy except for an occasional bit of pervertedness. Actually, it's more like a warped sense of humor...or am I just plain warped? No really, I'm mostly harmless! And sometimes totally random. Will chat with anyone that seems interesting and can make me laugh! If you love cuddling, hugs, kisses, and petting in general, then you've come to the right place... :o)Oh yeah, and lest I forget, I'm also continuing my quest to achieve world domination. Hmmmm, what else can I say? Ahhhh, maybe I'll tell ya if we chat and you ask! :o)
About you:
Funny, sweet, loves life, a sense of humor as warped as mine, does random things, has ambitions of global proportions, and can stand a guy with some intrests that could be considered 'geeky', and believes one can never have too many friends...
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Herd a Joke, Connies Comics, RaInBoW ThUmBs (200 pages), Common Bonds, Happy Birthday Love, Ragini Is Having A Party!, ღ In Celebration of Annie ღ, Human Pets Site Information Herd
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Joe's tales
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This week is Diarrhea Awareness Week.

Runs until Friday.
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Taking over the world - 1 year, 6 months, 24 days ago
You know the gas is high at $4.20.
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Taking over the world - 2 years, 1 month, 25 days ago
Worst Country Song Titles of all time...

Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)

How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You

If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In

Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You

You Done Stomped On my Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat)

Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye.

If She Hadn't Been So Good Lookin' I Might Have Seen the Train

Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Taking over the world - 2 years, 5 months, 19 days ago
If the end of the world arrived, how the media might report it...

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: 'BYE

Microsoft Website: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE.
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Taking over the world - 2 years, 5 months, 19 days ago
Go now, or forever hold your pee.
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Taking over the world - 2 years, 5 months, 19 days ago
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Happy Birthday Joe. I hope you have a spectacular day ahead!
 happy birthday~♫ ♬ ♪  You have been given happy birthday~♫ ♬ ♪ .
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Happy Birthday You have been given Happy Birthday .
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~~*Have a wonderful Day*~~ You have been given ~~*Have a wonderful Day*~~.
Crafted by xMCx
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Joe's shop
Joe's House Of Randomness

Thanks for stopping by!!
Have a look at the two pages of whatever caught my eye to share with you all!

My new Lite Adult section is open in the rear of the store.


Click on the pics to see the full size of what you're getting...It's worth the look!

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