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Joe
Joe
"Cake's Joe :p"



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Joe , 46/Male
Last login: within a week
Local time:3:45 AM
Join date:10 years, 1 month, 25 days ago
Location: Pennsylvania United States

"Normal is overrated. Welcome to my random world!"
About me:
Just call me an all-around mostly okay kind of guy except for an occasional bit of pervertedness. Actually, it's more like a warped sense of humor...or am I just plain warped? No really, I'm mostly harmless! And sometimes totally random. Will chat with anyone that seems interesting and can make me laugh! If you love cuddling, hugs, kisses, and petting in general, then you've come to the right place... :o)Oh yeah, and lest I forget, I'm also continuing my quest to achieve world domination. Hmmmm, what else can I say? Ahhhh, maybe I'll tell ya if we chat and you ask! :o)
About you:
Funny, sweet, loves life, a sense of humor as warped as mine, does random things, has ambitions of global proportions, and can stand a guy with some intrests that could be considered 'geeky', and believes one can never have too many friends...
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Herd a Joke, Connies Comics, RaInBoW ThUmBs (200 pages), Common Bonds, Happy Birthday Love, Ragini Is Having A Party!, ღ In Celebration of Annie ღ
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So it happened again.

After years of occasional rants about having an incomplete DVD set of a favorite TV series, because they stopped making the box sets for each season.... the cries of myself and many others has been heard!

After several years of the series stagnating at Seasons 1 to 17 and 20, the makers of The Simpsons has released the dvd box set of Season 18!! AT LAST!!!! Available on Amazon now!

Of course I jumped onto Amazon and ordered it. Of course! It's backordered because they were out of stock already... but more expected shortly. I am not surprised, given the fan base that prefers hard copy media. Their so-called "dead media and market" is alive and well and won't go away!!!
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" SUPER BOWL CHAMPS! - 1 month, 21 days ago
Happy New Year, everybody!!! :) Huge hugs to you all!
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" SUPER BOWL CHAMPS! - 1 month, 21 days ago
So it happened again.

After years of occasional rants about having an incomplete DVD set of a favorite TV series, because they stopped making the box sets for each season.... another complete series has been released of a TV show that I like.

This time, it's "Just Shoot Me."

Of course I jumped onto Amazon and ordered it. Of course!

Makers of "The Simpsons", are you listening? You have a market out there that you have blatantly decided to alienate, but would flock back in a heartbeat...
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" SUPER BOWL CHAMPS! - 3 months, 26 days ago
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinning I said "My My"
Flash is fast Flash is cool
François c'est pas flashe aux deux
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes the man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head

And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eating cars
You eat Cadillacs
Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop, you keep on eating cars
Then when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet

Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Toe to toe, don't move too slow
Cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eating bars, yeah wall to wall
Door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure, take a tour
Through the sewer, don't strain your brain
Paint a train, you'll be singing in the rain
Said don't stop to the punk rock

Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars
Where the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip hop and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
Cause the man from Mars stopped eating cars
And eating bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!!!

*guitar solo*
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" SUPER BOWL CHAMPS! - 10 months, 7 days ago
Why this video starts midway through when I go to the page, I don't know. But you can always click back to the beginning. Anyway, this is just a little something I shot last November and December... the video is self-explanatory. An experiment gone horribly wrong.... hahahahaha!


Joe "Cake's Joe :p" SUPER BOWL CHAMPS! - 11 months, 28 days ago
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Joe's House Of Randomness

Thanks for stopping by!!
Have a look at the two pages of whatever caught my eye to share with you all!

My new Lite Adult section is open in the rear of the store.


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