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FlattenedCake
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Hello 2019!
Joe
Joe
"Cake's Joe :p"



Name:
Joe , 47/Male
Last login: within 2 days
Local time:9:52 AM
Join date:11 years, 1 month, 25 days ago
Location: Pennsylvania United States

"Normal is overrated. Welcome to my random world!"
About me:
Just call me an all-around mostly okay kind of guy except for an occasional bit of pervertedness. Actually, it's more like a warped sense of humor...or am I just plain warped? No really, I'm mostly harmless! And sometimes totally random. Will chat with anyone that seems interesting and can make me laugh! If you love cuddling, hugs, kisses, and petting in general, then you've come to the right place... :o)Oh yeah, and lest I forget, I'm also continuing my quest to achieve world domination. Hmmmm, what else can I say? Ahhhh, maybe I'll tell ya if we chat and you ask! :o)
About you:
Funny, sweet, loves life, a sense of humor as warped as mine, does random things, has ambitions of global proportions, and can stand a guy with some intrests that could be considered 'geeky', and believes one can never have too many friends...
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Herd a Joke, Connies Comics, RaInBoW ThUmBs (200 pages), Common Bonds, Happy Birthday Love, Ragini Is Having A Party!, ღ In Celebration of Annie ღ
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Twenty-seven new items have found their way to my shop! Come on down and check them out! They are scattered among both pages, so yep, we know how to suck you in!


Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Hello 2019! - 1 month, 9 days ago
I'm going to create an NBA expansion team that will be a second team in Miami. Hey, other cities have two NBA teams, so this can work.
At the press conference, when they ask me what the name of the team will be, I'll pause, and say

"Well, it's not the Heat... it's the Humidity."
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Hello 2019! - 1 month, 18 days ago
All low-selling items have been removed from stock in my shop. I defined low as having less than 7 buyers, with an exception or two.

I can't believe the bacon cheese hot dog made ZERO sales, though! What's the matter with people! How can anybody resist that one? LOL!!
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Hello 2019! - 1 month, 28 days ago
Time to revamp the store again, but what to stock is the question. Hmmmmmm
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Hello 2019! - 1 month, 28 days ago
My only comment for today is this...
Joe
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Hello 2019! - 5 months, 22 days ago
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...from our beloved Connie...
Oopsie! You have been given Oopsie!.
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I've Been Waiting For You You have been given I've Been Waiting For You.
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Seriously Joe, I have 16 pages of stuff
i told you, stay in the kitchen! You have been given i told you, stay in the kitchen!.
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Missed me ?!?
;o) You have been given ;o).
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Joe's shop
Joe's House Of Randomness

Thanks for stopping by!!
Have a look at the two pages of whatever caught my eye to share with you all!

My new Lite Adult section is open in the rear of the store.


Click on the pics to see the full size of what you're getting...It's worth the look!

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