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FlattenedCake
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Taking over the world
Joe
Joe
"Cake's Joe :p"



Name:
Joe , 50/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:32 PM
Join date:13 years, 11 months, 15 days ago
Location: Pennsylvania United States

"Normal is overrated. Welcome to my random world!"
About me:
Just call me an all-around mostly okay kind of guy except for an occasional bit of pervertedness. Actually, it's more like a warped sense of humor...or am I just plain warped? No really, I'm mostly harmless! And sometimes totally random. Will chat with anyone that seems interesting and can make me laugh! If you love cuddling, hugs, kisses, and petting in general, then you've come to the right place... :o)Oh yeah, and lest I forget, I'm also continuing my quest to achieve world domination. Hmmmm, what else can I say? Ahhhh, maybe I'll tell ya if we chat and you ask! :o)
About you:
Funny, sweet, loves life, a sense of humor as warped as mine, does random things, has ambitions of global proportions, and can stand a guy with some intrests that could be considered 'geeky', and believes one can never have too many friends...
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Herd a Joke, Connies Comics, RaInBoW ThUmBs (200 pages), Common Bonds, Happy Birthday Love, Ragini Is Having A Party!, ღ In Celebration of Annie ღ
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I dream of a better world.
A world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Taking over the world - 1 year, 1 month, 5 days ago
🎶🎶🎶
Morning is here
The morning's here
Sunshine is here
The sky is really clear....

*glares at the cloudy sky and drizzly rain*

What a mess. And driving home from work in this misty rain was an adventure. Accidents all over the place. It's just RAIN, people! And speaking of driving. I don't understand why people drive so crazy around me. And always coming right at me...

I mean can't a guy drive the proper English way on the left side of the road in peace?
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Taking over the world - 2 years, 20 days ago
I’m dreaming of a white trash Christmas
We’ll decorate the mobile home
There’ll be hound dogs sniffing
And cousins kissing
And you’ll hear Grandpa peeing in the snow

I’m dreaming of a white trash Christmas
With Mad Dog wine and Miller Lite (Miller Lite)
The Christmas tree is leaning to the right
And may all your Christmases be white…

Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Taking over the world - 2 years, 20 days ago
Twenty-seven new items have found their way to my shop! Come on down and check them out! They are scattered among both pages, so yep, we know how to suck you in!


Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Taking over the world - 2 years, 11 months ago
I'm going to create an NBA expansion team that will be a second team in Miami. Hey, other cities have two NBA teams, so this can work.
At the press conference, when they ask me what the name of the team will be, I'll pause, and say

"Well, it's not the Heat... it's the Humidity."
Joe "Cake's Joe :p" Taking over the world - 2 years, 11 months, 9 days ago
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have a nice day You have been given have a nice day.
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Joe's shop
Joe's House Of Randomness

Thanks for stopping by!!
Have a look at the two pages of whatever caught my eye to share with you all!

My new Lite Adult section is open in the rear of the store.


Click on the pics to see the full size of what you're getting...It's worth the look!

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