this song is for you my master!


"The Bad Touch"

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now




Unknown "Pandabear" Lonely - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

my band, the first song i ever wrote

Yours Truly

Lyrics:
Faith full of holes
And Empty Promises
Are all that they had for you
Trade flesh and bone
For dirt and white crosses
To this earth we commit you

This is not goodbye
This is just a kiss before you die
This is not goodbye
Take my hand and close your eyes

Now hold on
To everything
You thought that they had for you
Life Love
And eternal grace
I won't forget you

This is not goodbye
This is just a kiss before you die
This is not goodbye
Take my hand and close your eyes


And show me
You're not afraid
Show me
Show me
You're not afraid

And if I could
I would take all the pain
For you
You know if I could
I would take all the pain
For you

Pain for you


Close your eyes
Here's a kiss
Before you die

This is not goodbye
This is just a kiss before you die
This is not goodbye
Take my hand and close your eyes

And show me
You're not afraid
Show me
Show me
And show me
You're not afraid

Unknown "Pandabear" Lonely - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

random poems

its a game they play, the game of life,
you role the dice and land on a number,
what will it be? something that will hurt you,
inspire you, make you smile or make you cry,
you will never know till you role the dice of life,

the dice of life can tell you what you disire most in life,
what you hate, what you need, what could break you,
what could keep you safe, so do me a favour and role the dice,
tell me your lies, tell me my fate, tell me you love me, show me your hate,
you will never know till you role the dice of life,

life is a game you play, when you have nothing better to do,
life is a game wher you make the rules, you can choose to play fair,
or play your own rules and make it up as you go along,
you can never win unless you role the right number and find out one thing,
the number will keep changing throughout life,
you can never determine what number will come next,
you can have a guess you can have a try but the same rule applies
you will never know till you role the dice of life
Unknown "Pandabear" Lonely - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

today was reallt fun i woke up at 5 with a phone call from my rowing coach saying he was outside ready to pick me up for a 2hourtrip to bunbury. i totaly forgot, jumped up and packed my bag.

bunbury wasnt that bad we didnt win in our races but we tried our best and we did well, we have heaps of new quotable quotes and doable deeds, thanks to me and bella we have my favorite three

1)claire: my feet are cold, like a fish.....
bella: but fish dont have feet?

2) claire: bella stop humping the damn boat

3)claire: bella if you dont stop im gonna flack your bra

it was good, we have mocha mmmmm mocha.. after and waffles mmmmmmm waffles... tomorrow i have rowing at 5 so im off to sleep

Unknown "Pandabear" Lonely - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

well, where to start? what are you ment to right for a tale?
a story of your latest adventures? your favourite moment in history? or are you just ment to blurr out anything that comes to mind?

i like the last suggestion, well what should i say, im 19. my birthday is jan 5th, so its just passed which is a bit of a shame, but it gives me something to look forward to for next year

funny, my birthday present this year was a $220 speeding fine... wonderful!

well, my name as my friends know me is Panda, yer i claim i have hippy parents when people ask cause its easier than explaining why im called panda. ive been known as panda for the past 6 odd years and its kinda stuck now, which is good i think.

i think i've been known as panda because (as my friend explained it to me) ; im cute, cuddly, but if you get too close to me at the wrong time i'll scratch your eyes out.... nicely put i thought.

i live in perth, australia and no we dont have kangaroos living in our backyards and no its not just a desert there are cities too, and there are no drop bears or rope snakes, but yes we do have 12m sharks and poisonous snakes. so i'd watchout for those instead.

well i think thats enough for my first attempt but kudos to those who thumb it and cheers
Unknown "Pandabear" Lonely - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago